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[music playing]

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We agree to discharge
your debts in return

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for you Japanese assets.

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Real estate?

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No.

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Insurance companies?

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No.

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Gambling Parlors.

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No, no, no.

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[speaking japanese]

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[music playing]

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He said that the gambling
parlors belonged to his mother

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and that she would be very
angry to see them sold.

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Then I think you have a
choice, please your mother

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or face criminal charges.

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To a man of honor,
that is no choice.

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Then you may go to jail.

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Please sign here.

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[music playing]

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That was physical.

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I haven't had a physical
confrontation like that

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since I was your age, Story.

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His mother is very angry.

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Well his mother packs
a powerful punch.

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[music playing]

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It's a contract with--
with blood on it, my blood.

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Let me get a new copy.

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No, no, no.

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I like the drama, and I
sort of respect the gesture.

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I hope you would
punch a foreigner

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who bought your mother's
properties, Story.

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Perhaps I would check if
he would punch me back.

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[music playing]

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Well, spilt blood might
help to remove his shame.

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You should now make
the three monkeys.

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What?

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You should demote
the tree monkeys

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every time you make a deal.

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Pachinko parlors are not small
change, they are big business.

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And you deeply
offended his honor.

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You were rude.

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I wasn't rude.

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Well who's side are you on?

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We should sell them quickly.

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No.

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If they can arouse such
passion, keep them.

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I do not think, Mr.
Story, that that is wise,

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and I have your best
interest at heart.

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They're not mine.

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They have my blood on them.

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Well, we'll keep them for
a year, fresh assessment

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next April.

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Though, you must
manage them, Story.

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Maybe by next year they'll
have your blood on them.

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Ear, chin, time one, time two,
prick, foot, hand, and God.

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Seek [inaudible] The luck
of a man without a woman.

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The quick brown fox
jumps over the lazy dog.

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[non-english speech]

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[screaming]

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[speaking japanese]

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The luck of a woman with a man.

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[yelling]

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[phone ringing]

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MR. EVENTAL (ON
PHONE): Hello, Story.

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It's me.

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What are you doing in Geneva?

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You're supposed to
be here tomorrow.

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Dad, are you still there?

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Do you want me to call you back?

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MR. EVENTAL (ON
PHONE): your mother.

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Well how is she?

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Put her on.

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MR. EVENTAL (ON
PHONE): She's not well.

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What's the matter?

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MR. EVENTAL (ON
PHONE): She's very ill.

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In fact, she's so ill
she's not moving anymore.

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What are you talking about?

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MR. EVENTAL (ON PHONE):
She's not breathing anymore.

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She's not living anymore.

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In fact, she's dead.

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What?

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MR. EVENTAL (ON PHONE): I--
I cant talk anymore just now.

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Well, hey, wait.

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Dad?

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MR. EVENTAL (ON PHONE): When
you've thought about it, Story,

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ring me.

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10 minutes, five minutes,
I-- I won't go away.

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Ear, chin, heart, heart.

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Prick, foot, and God.

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Benedictus, Benedicat,
[inaudible],

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Christian, Dominant,
[inaudible].

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[inaudible]

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[yelling]

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[rumbling]

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I lived most of my life
with my wife in this bed.

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You make it sound as
though you never got up.

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I like sleeping.

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You were conceived in this bed.

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You weren't asleep then.

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No, but I have a
feeling your mother was.

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Read to me.

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Your mother did.

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Well what should I read?

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Something grand
and significant.

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The Constitution of America?

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No.

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Your mother was an American
and she never needed it.

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The Lord's Prayer?

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No, I never needed that either.

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Something in Latin?

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You don't understand Latin.

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Benedictus,
Benedicap, [inaudible],

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Christian, [inaudible] nostrum.

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Amen.

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You see?

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Mangled rubbish.

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I love Latin.

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But for some reason,
I was very bad at it,

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shamefully and
blushingly bad at it.

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You were bad at mass.

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Well that was different.

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The moments of stress, the
embarrassment of how bad

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I was at Latin really hit me.

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It was like being laughed at by
somebody you desperately loved.

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Where are you going?

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Maybe I want to see
that maid, Clotilde,

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again with the coffee pot.

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Or maybe I-- I wish
I wanted to see her.

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How come that she
can be alive pouring

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coffee and not your mother?

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Come on.

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You aren't gay, are you?

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No.

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Well I like my own
cock well enough,

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but I've never been
able to work up much

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enthusiasm for anyone else's.

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You've had all
this redecorating.

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It was your mother's idea.

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She was spring cleaning.

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Don't change the subject.

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How come you haven't
got plans to marry?

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Perhaps because
I'm too much in love

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with my own prick to
share it permanently.

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It's probably your fault.

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My fault?

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Ever since I was eight, and
you put that full length mirror

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in my wardrobe door, and
I wanted to be double

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jointed so I could
kiss my cock good night

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before I went to sleep.

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All this narcissism is
rather boring isn't it?

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Find yourself a woman.

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Get someone else to
kiss your cock for you.

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Let's go to a hotel.

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No.

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It's too far away from
her and she might want me.

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How is that possible?

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I might want her.

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You've never slept with
a corpse, I take it.

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(SINGING) I'd like to
get you on a slow boat

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to China all to my self alone.

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Get you and keep you
in my arms evermore.

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Leave all your lovers
weeping on a faraway shore.

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MR. EVENTAL: When I was
young I hated my body

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because it was so thing.

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No I try and not to look at it
too much because it's so old.

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Perhaps it was just six months
when I felt comfortable with

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it, when I discovered
alcohol for the first time,

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and learnt to drive,
and was fattening

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up when I just met your mother.

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[hooing]

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What was that noise?

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STORY: It's an owl.

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MR. EVENTAL: Sounds like your
mother singing in the loo.

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She sang to let you
know she was in there.

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It's a funny thing to
do, don't you think?

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I mean, if you
were oversensitive

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about bodily
functions you'd have

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thought she'd have kept very
quit about it, wouldn't you?

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It's no good.

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This is too uncomfortable,
and you make me feel guilty.

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Why?

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You should have had
brothers and sisters,

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and you could have
discussed sex with them.

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But your my father.

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Why can't I discuss
sex with you?

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Your interest in
sex got me here.

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Why do you keep saying
things like that?

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I'm bonding.

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did you ever do it in
the back of a rolls?

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MR. EVENTAL: Shut up.

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I'm too miserable
to think about sex.

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Look at all these
wasted empty bedrooms

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all set up with
beds and bathrooms.

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It's like a hotel
without people.

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There used to be people
here enough in the summer.

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When I was a child.

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You should feel
the rooms up again.

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What the hell with?

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Concubines?

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Let's go take a
look in your room.

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You know, your my nearest
surviving relative.

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STORY: I'll always be
nearer you than your wife.

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Shh.

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She'll hear us.

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She doesn't like
to be discussed.

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So this is the infamous
mirror that saw

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so much of my son's nakedness.

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You're a great deal fleshier
than me when I was your age.

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Where do you get it from?

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Certainly not your mother.

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You're a nice backside.

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I can sit on it.

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You could say that.

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You look a stranger to me naked.

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STORY: It works both ways.

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Get out of bed.

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I want to see what I'll
look like when I'm 57.

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55, and there's a
corpse in the house.

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She's not a corpse.

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She's my mother.

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Well I don't know what to
say really, except you look

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immortal and I look bereft.

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That's not true.

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There's only one pair.

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You can have the trousers.

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[sobbing]

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MR. EVENTAL: Oh, my God.

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My God.

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My God.

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Story.

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Who is ever going to
hold me closely again?

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You're a rich man.

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I could think of hundreds.

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Money is no good.

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It's no good at all.

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How can you say that?

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Who is going to hold
me and love me for me?

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For my body as it is now?

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For me as I am now?

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Like she did.

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I thought you said she
was very passive in bed.

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Did I?

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You got too many clothes on.

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But I-- I've never slept naked.

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I hate pajamas.

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I didn't know
you could do this.

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You can do anything.

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Besides, you're my father, and
your very, very, very unhappy.

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Lift your arm and
lie on your back.

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I'm unhappy, too.

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Sort of.

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Not as unhappy as
you are, of course.

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We'll just have to
sort it all out.

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Be patient.

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Breath properly.

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Remember, I'm your
nearest relative.

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Besides, we couldn't make
babies even if we tried.

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(SOBBING) Oh, no.

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I want to wear white
to Amelia's funeral.

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She didn't like black.

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You can't.

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They won't like it.

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It's a reputable cemetery.

266
00:20:39,633 --> 00:20:42,867
I have been contributing
to this town for 35 years.

267
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:45,467
I am a respectable
Genevan citizen.

268
00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:48,733
They can honor my wife through
me with this little request.

269
00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:54,300
OK.

270
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,100
OK.

271
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,433
So, let's do this properly.

272
00:20:57,533 --> 00:21:00,167
Obviously the
underwear must go, too.

273
00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:04,833
If you insist on black let's
bloody well go through with it.

274
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:07,600
So, who's wearing
black underwear?

275
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,433
Hmm?

276
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,400
Hmm?

277
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,900
Do I go to my wife's
funeral naked?

278
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000
She never once in
her whole lifetime

279
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,933
saw me completely naked.

280
00:21:17,033 --> 00:21:19,100
Well, now's her chance, hey?

281
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,533
Father, don't be
so bloody stupid.

282
00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:22,167
Nobody's going to
see your underwear.

283
00:21:22,267 --> 00:21:23,900
Everybody's probably wearing
white underwear, anyway.

284
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,600
But, you idiot, that
is just the point.

285
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:30,700
Just to show you how bloody
stupid all these etiquette is.

286
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,800
You want me in black?

287
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:32,900
OK.
OK.

288
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,733
OK.

289
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:36,100
So I'll wear black.

290
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,067
Don't make such
a fuss, Phillip.

291
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:40,333
I'm-- I'm wearing
a black t-shirt.

292
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,167
OK, get it off.

293
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,267
I've got black underwear on.

294
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:45,200
Is that usual for
a man in your age?

295
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,567
Well it looks like swim trunks.

296
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,600
I could go swimming in
the lake afterwords.

297
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:49,800
What was Amelia to you?

298
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,300
An excuse for a quick dip?

299
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:51,933
Charlie?

300
00:21:52,033 --> 00:21:53,200
Lend me your suit.

301
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,567
Go and sit in the car.

302
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:55,400
Come on.

303
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,700
Hurry up.

304
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,733
Cleaned them this morning.

305
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,267
Don't worry.

306
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:00,733
You'll get them back, and
they'll be washed and pressed.

307
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:01,667
60 francs for your shirt.

308
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:02,500
What?

309
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,533
80 francs.

310
00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:04,367
No.

311
00:22:04,467 --> 00:22:05,400
100 francs.

312
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,533
No, it's new.

313
00:22:06,633 --> 00:22:07,400
Come on.

314
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,433
OK, 150 francs.

315
00:22:09,533 --> 00:22:12,067
God, whoever payed
that for a black shirt?

316
00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:13,600
It's a collectors item.

317
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:14,533
Bloody is now.

318
00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:47,200
Benedictus,
Benedicat, [inaudible]

319
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,700
Christian, dominum
nostrum, amen.

320
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,700
You know, to make his rigid,
tedious, boring painting seem

321
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,467
at least a little human,
the Mondrian enthusiastic

322
00:22:58,567 --> 00:23:02,567
keep insisting that Mondrian
was a great tango dancer.

323
00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:10,767
Art is supposed to help
in times of crisis.

324
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,833
I'm sure that food,
alcohol, and sex

325
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,733
are a better distraction.

326
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:18,333
Food only makes me retch.

327
00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:21,433
Alcohol only makes me scared.

328
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,233
And sex?

329
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:26,100
Your mother's dead, and
with her everything that's

330
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,433
compatible with my prick.

331
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,467
What an extraordinary
thing to say.

332
00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:31,367
Why?

333
00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:32,733
It's true.

334
00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:34,433
I know I'm a prude, but I'm
also a good dancer. (SINGING)

335
00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:39,100
I saw a man who danced
with his wife in Chicago.

336
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,900
Chicago is my home town.

337
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,733
Or I used to be.

338
00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:49,367
I used to have a wife.

339
00:23:49,467 --> 00:23:51,067
I'm taking you to the cinema.

340
00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:52,167
I never go to the cinema.

341
00:23:52,267 --> 00:23:53,633
A great escapist medium.

342
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,767
I can't stand sitting in
the dark with strangers.

343
00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:58,300
Harmless.

344
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,833
All of us obliged to share
the same emotional experiences.

345
00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:02,233
It's too intimate.

346
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,433
Two hours of forgetfulness.

347
00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:05,700
I like to be
emotional in private.

348
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:06,600
I hadn't noticed.

349
00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:12,300
You know, Story, I haven't
been truthful with you.

350
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,467
When I was young-- well,
this is going to shock you.

351
00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:19,767
I, too, often wanted to
sleep with my father.

352
00:24:19,867 --> 00:24:21,600
Is that strange?

353
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:26,633
The other night it was, on my
part, an un-premeditated act.

354
00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:28,900
I was hoping to console you.

355
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,233
I thought I did.

356
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:33,233
At least I distracted you.

357
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,400
No, you've heard
of young men wishing

358
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:39,333
to sleep with their mothers,
but not with their fathers.

359
00:24:39,433 --> 00:24:42,033
Surely, I mean there's a name
for sleeping with your mother,

360
00:24:42,133 --> 00:24:43,367
but not with your father.

361
00:24:43,467 --> 00:24:44,333
Shut up, father.

362
00:24:44,433 --> 00:24:45,133
Not now.

363
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:46,533
Don't call me father.

364
00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:56,000
He was like a large
pillow, my father.

365
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:58,200
He took me swimming in
the lake practically

366
00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:00,233
every day in the summer.

367
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:04,800
I watched him closely, a
large man with a large cock,

368
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:08,433
big, purple, rubbery.

369
00:25:08,533 --> 00:25:09,767
My mother must have
been delighted,

370
00:25:09,867 --> 00:25:11,433
she'd had two husbands already.

371
00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:14,133
All the servants
came down to watched.

372
00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:17,233
I was pleased that they
looked, because after all

373
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:18,867
that's where I came from.

374
00:25:18,967 --> 00:25:20,200
You see?

375
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,533
You too are interested
in sexual continuity.

376
00:25:22,633 --> 00:25:26,567
Oh, remember I was
only 10, perhaps 13.

377
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,200
You know, contemplating
my father's prick,

378
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,267
I often think that
that's what got

379
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,833
me interested in engineering.

380
00:25:37,933 --> 00:25:40,033
What?

381
00:25:40,133 --> 00:25:42,267
STORY: Watching
his Eiffel Tower,

382
00:25:42,367 --> 00:25:44,800
his Empire State
Building, perhaps

383
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,067
made me a good engineer.

384
00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:47,967
Shut up, father,
and watch the film.

385
00:25:48,067 --> 00:25:50,000
Well, the penis, if
you think about it,

386
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:54,000
is the most enterprising
engineering feat imaginable.

387
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:59,633
Hydraulics, compression,
propulsion, heat sensitive.

388
00:25:59,733 --> 00:26:03,733
Practically every engineering
characteristics, towers,

389
00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:09,067
drawbridges, rocket ships, no
man-made engineering structure

390
00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:10,700
to match it.

391
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,233
My father's involuntary anatomy
instructed my career prospects.

392
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:18,633
I mean, do I have that much
influence on your career--

393
00:26:18,733 --> 00:26:20,700
What's the matter?

394
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,467
You must excuse me.

395
00:26:22,567 --> 00:26:25,067
I was disturbed
by your frankness.

396
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,500
You were obviously on
a voyage of discovery.

397
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,500
MR. EVENTAL: Oh, dear.

398
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,833
Oh, dear.

399
00:26:29,933 --> 00:26:31,500
Talking sex again.

400
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,733
What else is there
to talk about it?

401
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:35,200
Well give me another subject.

402
00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,200
Death?

403
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:38,367
Death?

404
00:26:38,467 --> 00:26:40,900
That is not a decent
subject matter to discuss.

405
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,567
Shh.

406
00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,333
Watch the film.

407
00:26:44,433 --> 00:26:45,533
Money.

408
00:26:45,633 --> 00:26:47,633
Money is not interesting,
too easy to get hold of.

409
00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:49,200
Too many stupid people have it.

410
00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:52,800
Money can easily be
buried in the other two.

411
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:54,867
Buried.

412
00:26:54,967 --> 00:26:58,267
I don't want to
talk about burials.

413
00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,100
Shh.

414
00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:05,633
Why do you think
Fellini kept inventing

415
00:27:05,733 --> 00:27:08,633
all these exciting women?

416
00:27:08,733 --> 00:27:11,200
Do you think he loved them all?

417
00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:12,667
Did he sleep with them all?

418
00:27:12,767 --> 00:27:14,333
Did he sleep with any of them?

419
00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:17,467
Or did he get Mastroianni
to do it for him?

420
00:27:17,567 --> 00:27:21,233
Dad, I have to
get back to Kyoto.

421
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:24,067
Oh, stay another week.

422
00:27:24,167 --> 00:27:25,133
I need you here.

423
00:27:25,233 --> 00:27:26,967
Why don't you come with me?

424
00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:30,300
A change of place
would do you good.

425
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,133
I'll see.

426
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,567
How many film directors
make films to satisfy

427
00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:42,867
their sexual fantasies?

428
00:27:42,967 --> 00:27:45,533
I would imagine most of them.

429
00:27:45,633 --> 00:27:50,367
If you don't come to Kyoto this
week, come for your birthday.

430
00:27:50,467 --> 00:27:56,800
Those women, all nationalities,
every shape and size,

431
00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:58,733
every age.

432
00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:01,367
He was just an
old Italian pimp.

433
00:28:01,467 --> 00:28:05,067
We know how lecherous the
Italians are supposed to be.

434
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,033
Well it's probably an
undeserved reputation.

435
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:21,600
[speaking japanese]

436
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,133
STORY: What's going on?

437
00:28:25,233 --> 00:28:27,300
QUITO: This woman has
been caught stealing.

438
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,733
MR. EVENTAL: Then
call the police.

439
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,167
The father won't do it.

440
00:28:30,267 --> 00:28:31,500
He says it is a family matter.

441
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,333
[speaking japanese]

442
00:28:35,867 --> 00:28:37,767
You run the temptation shop.

443
00:28:37,867 --> 00:28:38,600
[speaking japanese]

444
00:28:40,067 --> 00:28:41,267
He's very angry.

445
00:28:41,367 --> 00:28:44,233
She's sold his car and
mortgaged his house

446
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:45,733
to play your machines.

447
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:46,833
How could she have done that?

448
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:48,000
She forged his signature.

449
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,467
MR. EVENTAL: Who's signature?

450
00:28:49,567 --> 00:28:52,200
The brothers, and the
fathers, and now the fiancees.

451
00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:55,400
This place is a trap for
weak-minded women with nothing

452
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,633
better to do.

453
00:28:56,733 --> 00:28:57,600
They want to beat her.

454
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:58,633
[speaking japanese]

455
00:28:58,733 --> 00:29:00,767
And they want you to pay them.

456
00:29:00,867 --> 00:29:02,200
She's very simple-minded.

457
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:04,533
MR. EVENTAL: Ask her why
on earth she does it.

458
00:29:04,633 --> 00:29:05,400
[speaking japanese]

459
00:29:06,633 --> 00:29:07,733
[speaking japanese]

460
00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:08,767
QUITO: She is stupid.

461
00:29:08,867 --> 00:29:09,867
What did I tell you?

462
00:29:09,967 --> 00:29:11,767
Tell her she's beautiful.

463
00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:14,567
You are beautiful.

464
00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,667
[speaking japanese]

465
00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:17,600
[speaking japanese]

466
00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:19,800
She says you must
give her credit.

467
00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:21,200
-No.
-[speaking japanese]

468
00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:24,033
[speaking japanese]

469
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:26,267
You'll end up in
jail, and they don't

470
00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:27,767
have these machines in jail.

471
00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:28,600
QUITO: They do.

472
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:29,833
They do?

473
00:29:29,933 --> 00:29:32,100
QUITO: The jailers
take credit for sex.

474
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,167
Then maybe I
should do the same.

475
00:29:35,267 --> 00:29:37,733
Ask her if she'll sleep with
me, then I'll give her credit.

476
00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:41,700
She agrees.

477
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,800
You didn't ask her.

478
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,200
QUITO: She'll accept.

479
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,767
Won't that disgrace
her more than stealing?

480
00:29:46,867 --> 00:29:48,000
Not necessarily.

481
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,967
You see, her family
suggested it.

482
00:29:50,067 --> 00:29:51,200
STORY: They what?

483
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:52,567
What about her fiancee?

484
00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,833
QUITO: Buy him a car,
and he'll forget her.

485
00:29:54,933 --> 00:29:55,933
What am I getting into here.

486
00:29:56,033 --> 00:29:58,133
You make it sound all sewn up.

487
00:29:58,233 --> 00:29:59,433
[speaking japanese]

488
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,767
QUITO: She says she's
staying the night, unless you

489
00:30:05,867 --> 00:30:07,133
want to hear she's been beaten.

490
00:30:07,233 --> 00:30:09,533
And your pachinko parlor
will be held responsible.

491
00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:12,000
You might lose your
license, and it might

492
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:14,200
effect your other premises.

493
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,233
Where is she going?

494
00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:16,700
I told her you live upstairs.

495
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,067
Jesus.

496
00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:21,100
That's an unrecognizable
blasphemy in Japan.

497
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,333
Do you need an interpreter
in the bedroom?

498
00:30:23,433 --> 00:30:24,300
No, thank you.

499
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,067
Not unless you'd
like to participate.

500
00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:28,433
If it helps to get rid of her.

501
00:30:28,533 --> 00:30:29,900
God, I always
thought the Japanese

502
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,467
had an overdeveloped
sense of shame.

503
00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:34,233
Only from our point
of view, not yours.

504
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,900
And you are a foreigner, so in
this case shame doesn't enter

505
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,133
into it unless we want it to.

506
00:30:41,233 --> 00:30:42,633
[speaking japanese]

507
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,367
Quito, what is she saying?

508
00:30:48,467 --> 00:30:51,433
QUITO: She says, she
doesn't use contraceptives.

509
00:30:51,533 --> 00:30:52,767
Send her away.

510
00:30:52,867 --> 00:30:53,933
She's a lesbian.
-What?

511
00:30:54,033 --> 00:30:54,900
You speak?

512
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,667
QUITO: I am not a lesbian.

513
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:59,000
Of course, I speak English.

514
00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,800
But you whispered.

515
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,600
It's an old routine.

516
00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:04,900
I've known her too long.

517
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,433
She's always been a misery.

518
00:31:09,533 --> 00:31:11,067
Kiss me.

519
00:31:11,167 --> 00:31:12,667
[music playing]

520
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:30,033
I can't believe she's female.

521
00:31:30,133 --> 00:31:31,233
She is a man.

522
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:35,633
She couldn't hide
it, at least, how--

523
00:31:35,733 --> 00:31:36,833
how would she know where--

524
00:31:36,933 --> 00:31:39,267
QUITO: Training,
observation, fulfilling

525
00:31:39,367 --> 00:31:43,167
all the female stereotypes
invented by men.

526
00:31:43,267 --> 00:31:46,667
You're too cynical.

527
00:31:46,767 --> 00:31:50,467
Can she-- he-- be married?

528
00:31:50,567 --> 00:31:51,300
Possibly.

529
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,133
Though you'd never see his wife.

530
00:31:53,233 --> 00:31:58,200
He wouldn't much either, work
and rehearsal, dedication.

531
00:32:12,967 --> 00:32:14,067
Are you all right?

532
00:32:17,933 --> 00:32:19,033
[speaking japanese]

533
00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:21,833
What did she say?

534
00:32:21,933 --> 00:32:23,833
She says impossible.

535
00:32:23,933 --> 00:32:26,033
What's impossible?

536
00:32:26,133 --> 00:32:27,600
[speaking japanese]

537
00:32:31,067 --> 00:32:32,533
[speaking japanese]

538
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,467
She says she wants to
be a female impersonator.

539
00:32:39,567 --> 00:32:41,833
Whatever for?

540
00:32:41,933 --> 00:32:43,000
[speaking japanese]

541
00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:47,367
[speaking japanese]

542
00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:52,667
She wants to be more
female than she is.

543
00:32:52,767 --> 00:32:55,067
Strange ambition.

544
00:32:55,167 --> 00:32:56,633
MR. EVENTAL: Isn't
she female enough?

545
00:32:56,733 --> 00:32:58,533
He has to act, she is.

546
00:32:58,633 --> 00:33:02,000
Tell her she's beautiful.

547
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,333
Tell her.

548
00:33:03,433 --> 00:33:05,533
Is that always the way
you start a courtship?

549
00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:08,100
It's the truth.

550
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,700
[speaking japanese]

551
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:17,867
Quito said you are
interested in her body.

552
00:33:17,967 --> 00:33:19,200
Watch out, Quito.

553
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:20,733
What are we paying you?

554
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,100
Watch out, Story.

555
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,600
I am jealous.

556
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:25,600
STORY: You have no right to
be jealous of a woman who

557
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,267
wants to be more of
a woman by watching

558
00:33:27,367 --> 00:33:28,733
a man dressed up as a woman.

559
00:33:28,833 --> 00:33:30,167
Complicated, eh?

560
00:33:30,267 --> 00:33:33,433
What we need now is an
earthquake to clear the air?

561
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:35,000
[screaming]

562
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:40,600
[crashing]

563
00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:49,233
My, God.

564
00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:50,433
How the hell did you do that?

565
00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:51,800
Coincidence.

566
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,967
Oh, you bring bad luck.

567
00:33:54,067 --> 00:33:55,767
Call up an earthquake
and he will follow

568
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,367
you all the days of your life.

569
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:05,667
Teach me all about
kabuki, and I--

570
00:34:05,767 --> 00:34:11,367
we-- will help you become
more like him-- her.

571
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:14,167
To be more female than
you think you are.

572
00:34:14,267 --> 00:34:16,267
Watch out, kabuki
lover, you are

573
00:34:16,367 --> 00:34:18,733
in for some sexual experiments.

574
00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:20,200
Shut up, Simito.

575
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:22,300
What are we watching
but sexual experiment?

576
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,367
[hushing]

577
00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:28,233
My feet ache.

578
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:32,167
I'm not-- I'm not used
to so much walking.

579
00:34:32,267 --> 00:34:33,300
Do I have to walk anymore?

580
00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:36,767
What are you doing?

581
00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:37,667
MR. EVENTAL: Doing?

582
00:34:37,767 --> 00:34:38,733
I'm not doing anything.

583
00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:40,667
I'm watering my coffee.

584
00:34:40,767 --> 00:34:43,333
No, I can't make it taste
any worse than it does.

585
00:34:43,433 --> 00:34:45,133
You can't sit there
and be miserable.

586
00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:46,800
Well I can't walk anymore.

587
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,167
I've seen too many
shrines and they're

588
00:34:48,267 --> 00:34:50,033
no comfort because
they're not my religion.

589
00:34:50,133 --> 00:34:52,600
Oh, God, father, why
don't you go and lie down?

590
00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:56,067
MR. EVENTAL: You're using
the word God an awful lot

591
00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:57,033
these days.

592
00:34:57,133 --> 00:34:58,433
Is it significant for you?

593
00:34:58,533 --> 00:35:00,600
I had hoped it was going
to be significant for me,

594
00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:02,200
but, alas, no.

595
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:07,300
For me it is only etymologically
interesting as dog backwards.

596
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,867
Dad, stop being petulant.

597
00:35:09,967 --> 00:35:12,800
Come, Mr. Evental.

598
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,700
Watch TV with us.

599
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,233
TV?

600
00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:17,867
I don't want it in Europe.

601
00:35:17,967 --> 00:35:19,733
Why should I want
to watch it here?

602
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,533
I didn't know you could do it
like that, outside of novels

603
00:35:53,633 --> 00:35:54,700
and Swedish cinema.

604
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:55,867
God, dad.

605
00:35:55,967 --> 00:35:57,700
Where have you been
all these years?

606
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,100
With your mother.

607
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,967
She was passionate enough,
but, I guess, you know,

608
00:36:03,067 --> 00:36:04,400
perhaps a little unadventurous.

609
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:07,600
I bet it was your fault.
You were probably very lazy.

610
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:10,333
Come to think of it,
perhaps with your mother

611
00:36:10,433 --> 00:36:12,667
I was too easily satisfied.

612
00:36:12,767 --> 00:36:15,467
I need some help, do you think?

613
00:36:15,567 --> 00:36:17,200
Some retraining.

614
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:18,200
Is that what you're doing?

615
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:20,233
Is that the Japanese custom?

616
00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:23,033
Do you have to be Japanese?

617
00:36:23,133 --> 00:36:25,067
Excuse me, Simito.

618
00:36:28,567 --> 00:36:29,367
[laughter]

619
00:36:30,867 --> 00:36:33,867
How on Earth could
you believe that?

620
00:36:33,967 --> 00:36:36,100
I gave it a great
deal of thought.

621
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:41,133
It sort of excited me, but
anatomically I was worried.

622
00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,767
Well, I think we're
just going to have to put

623
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,467
you out of your racist misery.

624
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,467
Is she really Japanese?

625
00:36:56,567 --> 00:36:58,633
And there are some
100 million Japanese

626
00:36:58,733 --> 00:37:00,800
women who are no longer
Japanese because they're--

627
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:04,167
I don't want your mother's
prejudices broadcast around,

628
00:37:04,267 --> 00:37:08,067
but I am delighted to find
that your mother was wrong.

629
00:37:08,167 --> 00:37:09,300
God, I'm going to be sick.

630
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,200
STORY: That's not
very complementary.

631
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,000
Show you my girlfriend's
private parts

632
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,733
and you rush off to be sick.

633
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:22,333
I'm sorry.

634
00:37:22,433 --> 00:37:25,800
I was suddenly filled with such
intense and desperate longing

635
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:27,733
that all my insides heaved.

636
00:37:27,833 --> 00:37:29,233
Do you know, I'm
amazed, in a way,

637
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,400
to think that you can
really be sick with grief.

638
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,967
Perhaps it was too
much in-flight alcohol.

639
00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:35,933
That was four days ago.

640
00:37:36,033 --> 00:37:36,767
Slow stomach.

641
00:37:39,767 --> 00:37:40,500
Ah.

642
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:47,300
[rumbling]

643
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,767
[screaming]

644
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:49,833
MR. EVENTAL: What's happening.

645
00:37:49,933 --> 00:37:53,133
It's an Earthquake.

646
00:37:53,233 --> 00:37:54,800
And for me, it's the best yet.

647
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:55,767
[non-english speech]

648
00:37:58,167 --> 00:37:59,967
Look, there's no one about.

649
00:38:00,067 --> 00:38:01,467
Street's empty.

650
00:38:01,567 --> 00:38:02,100
Can't.

651
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,667
See much damage.

652
00:38:03,767 --> 00:38:06,600
All day long the noise of cattle
rolled amongst the mountains

653
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:08,133
down to the winter sea.

654
00:38:08,233 --> 00:38:10,300
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

655
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,200
Nebuchadnezzar ate grass.

656
00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:14,133
Smells like teen spirit.

657
00:38:14,233 --> 00:38:16,200
Oh, yellow [inaudible]!

658
00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:21,467
Come and have a go if you
think you're hard enough.

659
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:22,633
Get into bed.

660
00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:26,300
We must celebrate my
third earthquake success.

661
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,867
Success?

662
00:38:27,967 --> 00:38:29,267
I survived my third earthquake.

663
00:38:29,367 --> 00:38:32,900
Well, what makes you think
their yours exclusively?

664
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,200
You, father, have
a lot to learn.

665
00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:40,367
We must make the earth
shake and quake for you.

666
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,667
Have you shaved?

667
00:38:45,767 --> 00:38:47,800
I-- I don't need to shave.

668
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:49,400
Her skin is very delicate.

669
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:53,667
Well my-- my beard has hardly
grown since your mother died.

670
00:38:53,767 --> 00:38:56,133
OK, we'll show you what to do.

671
00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:57,500
What do you mean?

672
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:04,133
Um, could I have a light
less bright, do you think?

673
00:39:04,233 --> 00:39:06,000
Let's lose those
slippery sheets.

674
00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,433
No, let's not.

675
00:39:07,533 --> 00:39:10,133
Suppose there's another
earthquake we'd be exposed.

676
00:39:10,233 --> 00:39:11,900
With the experiences
you're about to have

677
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,433
you're not supposed to
know the difference.

678
00:39:20,267 --> 00:39:21,967
How can we do it again?

679
00:39:22,067 --> 00:39:24,833
Find your own woman.

680
00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:27,800
It was a special
earthquake anniversary.

681
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,000
I got carried away.

682
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,367
Simito got carried away.

683
00:39:31,467 --> 00:39:34,800
Don't earthquakes make you
feel very excited indeed?

684
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:37,767
No, infactically not.

685
00:39:37,867 --> 00:39:40,000
The ultimate chance event.

686
00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:42,067
In this country you
know they're coming,

687
00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:46,167
but nobody, absolutely
nobody, no expert,

688
00:39:46,267 --> 00:39:49,700
no geologist, no public
relations-man, no politician

689
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,700
knows when.

690
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,867
No predictions.

691
00:39:53,967 --> 00:39:55,433
No givable odds.

692
00:39:55,533 --> 00:39:56,267
Amazing.

693
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,300
And besides, what about mother?

694
00:40:11,267 --> 00:40:13,300
Yes.

695
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,133
Well that's a very
brief answer for you.

696
00:40:16,233 --> 00:40:18,733
Just what are you doing, Story?

697
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,333
You said you wanted
to educate me.

698
00:40:20,433 --> 00:40:23,567
You keep giving me the
most delightful presents,

699
00:40:23,667 --> 00:40:25,067
and then you take them away.

700
00:40:25,167 --> 00:40:28,000
Think of all those empty
bedrooms you've got in Geneva,

701
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,467
and you once carelessly
mentioned concubines.

702
00:40:33,367 --> 00:40:35,900
I suspect there are quite
a few Japanese ladies who

703
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,033
would like to come to Europe.

704
00:40:38,133 --> 00:40:39,333
But what would
your mother think?

705
00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:43,767
Don't tell her.

706
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,367
STORY: Look out for me.

707
00:41:01,467 --> 00:41:06,200
I want somebody warm with
a good body temperature.

708
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,133
Did you know that male
temperatures are higher

709
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:10,400
than female temperatures?

710
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:14,467
No cold feet, literally
or metaphorically.

711
00:41:14,567 --> 00:41:17,033
There's a woman in the Ocean
Fire Insurance office company

712
00:41:17,133 --> 00:41:19,700
I've always been intrigued by.

713
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,867
Where's a great deal of
plaid, though I'm certain

714
00:41:21,967 --> 00:41:24,000
she's not Scottish.

715
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,133
I'm sure she's Norwegian.

716
00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:28,067
Do now know any Norse?

717
00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:30,433
Most Scandinavian
speak very good English.

718
00:41:30,533 --> 00:41:33,800
Norse probably disappeared
over 1,000 years ago.

719
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:35,233
Look.

720
00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:36,300
We're under surveillance.

721
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:43,533
Do I look guilty of anything?

722
00:41:43,633 --> 00:41:48,733
This Norwegian Scottish
woman was under surveillance

723
00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:49,567
for embezzlement.

724
00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:56,333
Teresa's her name, or Griselda.

725
00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:58,867
If it wasn't Griselda
it ought to have been.

726
00:41:58,967 --> 00:42:01,200
She was good, fine fingers.

727
00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:06,133
One day she put a poultice
on my forage and my feet

728
00:42:06,233 --> 00:42:08,633
in a basin of cold
water with salt.

729
00:42:08,733 --> 00:42:11,133
I wasn't feeling at all well.

730
00:42:11,233 --> 00:42:13,267
And then she made me a
complicated drink that

731
00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:14,533
sent me to sleep at my desk.

732
00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,267
Was this merely
solicitous, do you think?

733
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,400
Or was she trying
to get to the safe?

734
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:22,800
She was charged, and
I think indicted.

735
00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:25,200
I must see what I can do.

736
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:29,200
You must help me
there Mr. Expert.

737
00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:32,533
Do you think I ever get to see
an in-flight Fellini movie?

738
00:42:47,533 --> 00:42:51,000
I would be curious about one
of those Jane Austen women,

739
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:52,567
you know?

740
00:42:52,667 --> 00:42:56,200
Long suffering, dutiful, but
all right in the end, and plump.

741
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:59,800
19th century type, five foot
four, ringlets, brown eyes,

742
00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:01,267
long fingers.

743
00:43:01,367 --> 00:43:03,233
Raw sex is the last thing
you're going to encounter

744
00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:04,600
in a Jane Austen women.

745
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:05,433
Rubbish.

746
00:43:05,533 --> 00:43:08,067
Absolute rubbish.

747
00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:11,367
A long white dress that
starts under the breasts

748
00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:14,100
and travels on interminably
down so the legs

749
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,633
are entirely mysterious.

750
00:43:15,733 --> 00:43:17,833
I mean, she could have one
leg or two inside that dress.

751
00:43:17,933 --> 00:43:21,467
Jane Austen could be incredibly
passionate inside that dress.

752
00:43:21,567 --> 00:43:24,033
And you would never know
if she had feet, which

753
00:43:24,133 --> 00:43:27,300
you could not say about Mio.

754
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,633
Mio?

755
00:43:29,733 --> 00:43:33,000
This could be your room.

756
00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:36,167
You have a view of the
garden and the moat.

757
00:43:36,267 --> 00:43:39,033
You will feel very comfortable.

758
00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:42,233
The rising sun shines
directly through the window.

759
00:44:06,767 --> 00:44:08,600
Dickens?

760
00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:10,200
God, no.

761
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:12,600
A Dickens hero would never let
you see her sitting on the loo.

762
00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:16,367
I think a Jane Austen
heroine just might.

763
00:44:16,467 --> 00:44:18,800
She could end up like
a Thomas Hardy woman,

764
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:22,033
victims, start bad,
finish much worse.

765
00:44:22,133 --> 00:44:23,800
Lots of tears.

766
00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:25,400
Clotilde?

767
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:27,567
Can you go to room
for and ask Mio to get

768
00:44:27,667 --> 00:44:30,133
undressed and take a bath.

769
00:44:30,233 --> 00:44:32,833
I don't speak the
language, Mr. Evental.

770
00:44:32,933 --> 00:44:34,933
Hm, neither do we.

771
00:44:35,033 --> 00:44:36,500
I must get Quito to come over.

772
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,000
No, we mustn't.

773
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,067
She'll have us all audited.

774
00:44:40,167 --> 00:44:42,467
Thomas Hardy was interested
in selling women.

775
00:44:42,567 --> 00:44:45,100
That's auditing for
you, the ultimate audit.

776
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,133
Sell your wife.

777
00:44:49,567 --> 00:44:53,900
I found out her
name, [inaudible].

778
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,167
Such a modern name.

779
00:44:55,267 --> 00:44:57,300
It sounds Romanian.

780
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,800
STORY: Sounds like someone
who's had a sex change.

781
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:01,600
She's a retired nun.

782
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,100
Retired?

783
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,300
How on Earth could
she be retired?

784
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:09,133
She's bound to enjoy
scrubbing, look at her hands.

785
00:45:09,233 --> 00:45:12,167
They aught to be aloud
to scrub a great deal.

786
00:45:15,367 --> 00:45:19,967
She's like all those nun
paintings, the starched linen,

787
00:45:20,067 --> 00:45:24,233
plucked brows, and sharp
pins and pink flesh,

788
00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:28,867
and the wet eyes, the
devotional glance, and modesty

789
00:45:28,967 --> 00:45:33,033
that conceals a body that still
has breasts and pubic hair.

790
00:45:33,133 --> 00:45:36,267
The contrast is so exciting.

791
00:45:36,367 --> 00:45:39,900
Oh, she's certainly a bed
maker, clean sheets flying

792
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,967
in the air in the sunlight.

793
00:45:42,067 --> 00:45:44,267
She'd be an angel
making her bed forever.

794
00:45:47,367 --> 00:45:50,433
She owes the bank
140,000 pounds.

795
00:45:50,533 --> 00:45:51,067
How do you know?

796
00:45:51,167 --> 00:45:52,267
Oh, come on.

797
00:45:52,367 --> 00:45:55,833
How does a bank
manager know secrets?

798
00:45:55,933 --> 00:45:58,200
STORY: Let's tempt her.

799
00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:01,367
Offer her a loan, high interest.

800
00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:05,600
See how she reacts,
and then more.

801
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:09,733
Make sure she doubles the debt,
and then offer her a way out.

802
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:20,167
Whiter, much whiter,
like milk, or snow.

803
00:46:20,267 --> 00:46:23,600
And make her lips
very, very small.

804
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:26,300
So small I couldn't even get
my little finger between them.

805
00:46:29,033 --> 00:46:31,133
Are we doing this
correctly, do you think?

806
00:46:31,233 --> 00:46:33,867
Should we paint her entire
body white, do you think?

807
00:46:33,967 --> 00:46:36,467
God, let's do it anyway.

808
00:46:36,567 --> 00:46:38,600
No, Clotilde, not here.

809
00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:40,233
Its most out of place.

810
00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:43,100
I tell you what, take
it to bedroom one.

811
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,833
No, six, in preparation.

812
00:46:46,933 --> 00:46:48,067
A token.

813
00:46:48,167 --> 00:46:50,333
We must find
somewhere to fit it.

814
00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:54,467
Stand it at the end of the bed
and surrounded it in flowers,

815
00:46:54,567 --> 00:46:56,900
poppies, Renwah flowers.

816
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Are poppies in season?

817
00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:00,233
No, Mr. Evental.

818
00:47:02,733 --> 00:47:04,733
Runway's films like?

819
00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:08,767
He was the director who said,
every man has his reasons.

820
00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,500
Do we have reasons?

821
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,467
No, you just have lust.

822
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:50,367
[inhaling]

823
00:47:52,467 --> 00:47:54,233
Oh, beautiful.

824
00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:55,400
It smells of canaries.

825
00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:03,267
Lapsang souchong.

826
00:48:03,367 --> 00:48:07,400
The smell of my watch strap
after a game of squash.

827
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:08,200
Mice.

828
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:10,633
Horse hair cushions.

829
00:48:10,733 --> 00:48:14,967
Brown sugar just unwrapped
out of a damp paper bag.

830
00:48:15,067 --> 00:48:16,000
Burnt eggs.

831
00:48:38,633 --> 00:48:39,300
No, [inaudible] to it.

832
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,700
I get sexual indigestion.

833
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,633
I can't stand more than
one naked woman at a time.

834
00:48:43,733 --> 00:48:46,233
It reminds me of a pig
farmer, or a cattle market,

835
00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:50,333
or one of those terrible
concentration camp.

836
00:48:50,433 --> 00:48:51,600
STOREY: Good Lord look at that.

837
00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:53,000
PHILIP EMMENTHAL:
Would you believe it?

838
00:48:53,100 --> 00:48:54,000
In the 1990's/

839
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:55,000
[horn honking]

840
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,200
[horse whinnies]

841
00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:14,433
PHILIP EMMENTHAL:
What's her name?

842
00:49:14,533 --> 00:49:15,400
Caspar.

843
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:16,600
Caspar?

844
00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:17,433
Oh, no.

845
00:49:17,533 --> 00:49:18,267
Sorry.

846
00:49:18,367 --> 00:49:19,067
That's the name of the horse.

847
00:49:19,167 --> 00:49:23,833
Is he all right?

848
00:49:23,933 --> 00:49:26,200
What is the name
of your horse doing

849
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:29,467
on your hospital charge sheet?

850
00:49:29,567 --> 00:49:32,800
He's not my horse.

851
00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:34,867
He's not your horse?

852
00:49:34,967 --> 00:49:37,433
Then whose horse is it?

853
00:49:37,533 --> 00:49:39,833
I stole him.

854
00:49:39,933 --> 00:49:41,400
STOREY: You stole him?

855
00:49:43,733 --> 00:49:48,400
Hey, why don't you come
and convalesce with us?

856
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:52,133
We can provide you with a
new horse, a physiotherapist.

857
00:49:52,233 --> 00:49:54,067
You could do
therapy in our pool.

858
00:49:54,167 --> 00:49:58,067
The horse could do
therapy in our pool.

859
00:49:58,167 --> 00:49:59,867
Where are you going?

860
00:49:59,967 --> 00:50:01,667
To buy some flowers.

861
00:50:01,767 --> 00:50:02,667
Flowers aren't going to help.

862
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:03,867
Yes, they are.

863
00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:05,600
Clothilde says
flowers always help.

864
00:50:18,067 --> 00:50:20,767
Good evening.

865
00:50:20,867 --> 00:50:22,833
Beautiful.

866
00:50:22,933 --> 00:50:24,700
Excuse me?

867
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,000
You are looking so beautiful.

868
00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:28,500
Thank you.

869
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:33,400
Pregnancy makes you
beautiful, don't you think?

870
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:37,400
You know, wake
up, having babies.

871
00:50:40,933 --> 00:50:42,400
This is the sixth.

872
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,133
The sixth?

873
00:50:44,233 --> 00:50:47,000
You must have an
understanding husband.

874
00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:48,667
No husband.

875
00:50:48,767 --> 00:50:50,667
Oh?

876
00:50:50,767 --> 00:50:53,833
Artificial insemination.

877
00:50:53,933 --> 00:50:56,467
No, too impersonal.

878
00:50:56,567 --> 00:50:58,200
Are you offering?

879
00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:00,000
No.

880
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:01,133
I mean, well I could.

881
00:51:01,233 --> 00:51:03,267
But, I'd like to.

882
00:51:03,367 --> 00:51:04,500
Can I?

883
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,900
And the children?

884
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,200
Three adopted, two
with their Father's.

885
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,500
You could think about it.

886
00:51:13,833 --> 00:51:14,567
Nice hair.

887
00:51:19,733 --> 00:51:21,633
Do you still go to church?

888
00:51:21,733 --> 00:51:23,767
No.

889
00:51:23,867 --> 00:51:25,667
Do you still say your prayers?

890
00:51:25,767 --> 00:51:28,167
No.

891
00:51:28,267 --> 00:51:29,800
Do you still believe in Hell?

892
00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:32,700
Depends what you mean by still?

893
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,100
I've never believed in Hell.

894
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,667
Then you believe you will
not pay for your sins?

895
00:51:36,767 --> 00:51:38,100
Not in Hell, only in Earth.

896
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:42,600
However, I've always
believed in Heaven.

897
00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:44,167
Heaven on Earth.

898
00:51:44,267 --> 00:51:45,933
And you, Griselda,
are a piece of heaven.

899
00:51:46,033 --> 00:51:46,767
But?

900
00:51:46,867 --> 00:51:48,567
But what?

901
00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:52,867
And don't take this religion
too seriously, it's a pose.

902
00:51:52,967 --> 00:51:54,033
No, it is not.

903
00:51:54,133 --> 00:51:55,967
It is a way of life.

904
00:51:56,067 --> 00:51:57,367
[knocking on door]

905
00:51:57,467 --> 00:51:59,933
Come in.

906
00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:04,033
Griselda is becoming a nun in
her heart, as well as her body.

907
00:52:04,133 --> 00:52:06,567
Then I'm already
jealous of God.

908
00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:08,433
Jealousy?

909
00:52:08,533 --> 00:52:10,000
It'll destroy you.

910
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:11,633
A fellow?

911
00:52:11,733 --> 00:52:13,167
Complimentary tickets .

912
00:52:13,267 --> 00:52:15,167
I'm the financial secretary
of the friends of the Geneva

913
00:52:15,267 --> 00:52:18,400
Opera, obligations to attend.

914
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:20,733
You bored us all
in Kyoto, Storey,

915
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:21,933
by taking us to the kabuki.

916
00:52:22,033 --> 00:52:23,633
It's my turn to bore you.

917
00:52:23,733 --> 00:52:25,100
We go to the opera.

918
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,067
The whole firm will go.

919
00:52:27,167 --> 00:52:28,467
Dress up, the full complement.

920
00:52:28,567 --> 00:52:30,500
Now please leave us.

921
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:35,800
Devout, inestible Griselda
has a higher calling to make.

922
00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:36,667
I'm taking Clauthilde.

923
00:52:36,767 --> 00:52:38,133
Oh, whatever for?

924
00:52:38,233 --> 00:52:41,767
It's obvious she
would want to come.

925
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:45,100
I understand the thoroughbred
was worth nearly half a

926
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,200
million dollars owned
by a Saudi Arabian.

927
00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:49,333
Now, there are some
people who prize

928
00:52:49,433 --> 00:52:53,200
their horses above their women.

929
00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:56,800
Punishments in Saudi
Arabia can be harsh.

930
00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:58,933
An eye for an eye.

931
00:52:59,033 --> 00:53:00,767
A horse for a horse.

932
00:53:00,867 --> 00:53:02,133
A horse for a woman.

933
00:53:02,233 --> 00:53:03,533
No, I don't think we
need to go quite that far.

934
00:53:03,633 --> 00:53:07,600
And, as it happens, we
were able to return it.

935
00:53:07,700 --> 00:53:09,500
Caspar?

936
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,633
Caspar.

937
00:53:11,733 --> 00:53:14,167
There were questions
asked, and the owners

938
00:53:14,267 --> 00:53:20,033
have a pretty shrewd idea
who stole their horse.

939
00:53:20,133 --> 00:53:21,733
It seems you've done it before.

940
00:53:21,833 --> 00:53:25,533
They did not understand what
a sensitive horse they had.

941
00:53:25,633 --> 00:53:27,800
They had no idea.

942
00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:30,400
He needed affection.

943
00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:31,733
Perhaps.

944
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:33,667
Are they downstairs?

945
00:53:33,767 --> 00:53:36,867
No, no, I don't think
so, at least not yet.

946
00:53:36,967 --> 00:53:38,633
Not yet?

947
00:53:38,733 --> 00:53:39,600
Who are those people?

948
00:53:42,933 --> 00:53:45,167
I am accused of
unethical practices.

949
00:53:45,267 --> 00:53:47,267
What may they be?

950
00:53:47,367 --> 00:53:51,333
Well, I like having babies.

951
00:53:51,433 --> 00:53:53,900
So I've noticed.

952
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,900
There are many people in the
world who want to have babies

953
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,300
and can't have them.

954
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,033
So you perform an unusual
philanthropic service.

955
00:54:02,133 --> 00:54:04,200
I'm good at having babies.

956
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:07,600
Is it so bad to make a living
at what you're good at?

957
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:09,233
I see.

958
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:13,433
This time there is a way out.

959
00:54:13,533 --> 00:54:15,000
I can see it coming.

960
00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:18,367
GIACONDA: You can be my husband.

961
00:54:18,467 --> 00:54:20,400
Am I to be responsible
for all six?

962
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:26,000
No, you can be the
father of just this one.

963
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:28,300
I have a-- a proposition.

964
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:33,567
Quite frankly, Mr. Emmenthal,
I am a modern woman.

965
00:54:33,667 --> 00:54:37,967
I do not want to be
deported to Saudi Arabia.

966
00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:41,967
And as long as
horses are Involved,

967
00:54:42,067 --> 00:54:45,567
I think I am prepared
for all eventualities.

968
00:54:45,667 --> 00:54:50,300
However, I have one important
responsibility I cannot

969
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:54,467
relinquish, I have a pig.

970
00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:55,600
A pig?

971
00:54:55,700 --> 00:55:00,300
Horses and pigs always
get on well together.

972
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:05,900
They are intelligent animals,
and like one anothers company.

973
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,600
Can you-- can you ride a pig?

974
00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:15,033
Hortense is far to
dignified to be ridden.

975
00:55:15,133 --> 00:55:20,233
However, Hortense and
I have a relationship,

976
00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:24,667
which you might find unusual,
beyond mere affection.

977
00:55:24,767 --> 00:55:29,633
I have no intention of
breaking this relationship.

978
00:55:29,733 --> 00:55:30,533
I see.

979
00:55:30,633 --> 00:55:31,433
Neither does Hortense.

980
00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:38,000
As long as I don't
get too jealous,

981
00:55:38,100 --> 00:55:39,567
and you both take
a bath afterwards,

982
00:55:39,667 --> 00:55:44,700
I can't see that I
need to be difficult.

983
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:45,533
GIACONDA: Kiss me.

984
00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:56,167
Well that was a husband's
kiss, I suppose.

985
00:55:56,267 --> 00:55:58,067
You could show a
little more passion.

986
00:56:18,567 --> 00:56:23,000
Well-- well I suppose I
better make you an offer.

987
00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:27,333
We-- I will pay for
you to have babies.

988
00:56:31,033 --> 00:56:32,267
No artificial insemination.

989
00:56:34,567 --> 00:56:38,033
And you have come to collect
this child, when it's ready,

990
00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:39,133
of course.

991
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:41,000
I'm having no interferences.

992
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:43,800
Of course not.

993
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:47,533
In that case, could you have
me moved to a nicer room?

994
00:56:47,633 --> 00:56:52,400
I think blue walls.

995
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,533
I'm sure it's going
to be a boy this time.

996
00:56:57,167 --> 00:57:39,533
And I think I charge
$25,000 for a boy.

997
00:57:39,633 --> 00:57:40,633
[screaming]

998
00:57:41,567 --> 00:57:42,400
[hushing]

999
00:57:43,133 --> 00:57:44,367
[singing opera]

1000
00:58:03,967 --> 00:58:06,000
(WHISPERING) It's time now.

1001
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,200
STOREY: Are you enjoying
the music, Clothilde?

1002
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:46,500
I am enjoying Mr.
Emmenthal's smile.

1003
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:51,033
He was so heartbroken at
the death of his wife.

1004
00:58:51,133 --> 00:58:53,767
You could always enjoy
his smile at home.

1005
00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:56,400
She was good to me.

1006
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:58,400
I would like to
repay her kindness.

1007
00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:04,333
Trying to make her widower,
and his son, happy.

1008
00:59:04,433 --> 00:59:07,900
I could never take
Amelia's place entirely,

1009
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,900
but I would be honored
to take it in part.

1010
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,200
Which part?

1011
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:15,633
Whichever part he wishes.

1012
00:59:19,533 --> 00:59:27,100
I would like to ask if I
could be allowed to-- no,

1013
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:29,400
I-- I can't say this.

1014
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:30,300
Go on.

1015
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,933
Say it.

1016
00:59:33,033 --> 00:59:36,433
To wear her hats.

1017
00:59:36,533 --> 00:59:38,833
My mother's hats?

1018
00:59:38,933 --> 00:59:39,967
That's all?

1019
00:59:40,067 --> 00:59:41,667
Just her hats?

1020
00:59:41,767 --> 00:59:42,667
In bed.

1021
00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:47,433
Nothing else.

1022
00:59:51,233 --> 00:59:53,067
PALMIRA: I know you, don't I?

1023
00:59:53,167 --> 00:59:55,067
At least, I know
your father, Philip.

1024
00:59:57,967 --> 01:00:00,000
These all your girlfriends?

1025
01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:03,067
Oriental specialities.

1026
01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:05,733
Best of luck.

1027
01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:08,367
You're all very restless.

1028
01:00:08,467 --> 01:00:10,767
You weren't taking them to
the gents for a fuck were you?

1029
01:00:13,633 --> 01:00:14,700
One's crying her eyes out.

1030
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,100
What have you done to her?

1031
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,300
It's her birthday.

1032
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:23,333
Well, that explains everything.

1033
01:00:23,433 --> 01:00:29,400
She's sentimental, likes
horses, and especially pigs,

1034
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:30,233
apparently.

1035
01:00:35,133 --> 01:00:36,600
Can you get us
something to drink?

1036
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:37,433
Yes.

1037
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:50,367
I really did know your
father three years ago.

1038
01:00:50,467 --> 01:00:54,967
I held his hand at a passing out
ceremony on a very big stage.

1039
01:00:55,067 --> 01:00:55,967
I told him where to stand.

1040
01:00:56,067 --> 01:00:59,000
He was very awkward.

1041
01:00:59,100 --> 01:01:02,033
I always liked the
way he swung his legs.

1042
01:01:02,133 --> 01:01:05,067
Always thought he'd
do himself an injury.

1043
01:01:05,167 --> 01:01:08,767
I asked him to sleep with me.

1044
01:01:08,867 --> 01:01:11,200
I laid it all on for him.

1045
01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:14,667
I bought my toothbrush and a
clean pair of knickers round

1046
01:01:14,767 --> 01:01:16,667
to his hotel room in Utrecht.

1047
01:01:16,767 --> 01:01:18,300
Or was it Berlin?

1048
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:22,833
However, he turned me down.

1049
01:01:22,933 --> 01:01:24,667
All manner of
ridiculous excuses,

1050
01:01:24,767 --> 01:01:26,833
like he was happily married.

1051
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:29,767
Wasted a golden opportunity.

1052
01:01:29,867 --> 01:01:32,100
However, never say die.

1053
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,833
I've looked forward to french
kissing him ever since.

1054
01:01:34,933 --> 01:01:36,433
[laughter]

1055
01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:42,433
Desdemona.

1056
01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:49,267
Meet Simon, the
singing cockerel.

1057
01:01:51,767 --> 01:01:53,600
Simon has no shame.

1058
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:56,500
He says I will always be
the favorite white women

1059
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,833
he loves to undress.

1060
01:01:57,933 --> 01:01:59,400
And he does it as
often as he can,

1061
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:03,267
which is often, and everywhere,
and in the most unlikely

1062
01:02:03,367 --> 01:02:04,800
places.

1063
01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:09,333
Only he goes on tour, and he
has a wife, don't you, Simon?

1064
01:02:09,433 --> 01:02:12,200
And he makes me wait for the
services of his big black cock

1065
01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:13,933
and the delights of his
magnificence singing,

1066
01:02:14,033 --> 01:02:15,900
of course.

1067
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,733
Or is it the other way around?

1068
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:37,233
So, how is your father?

1069
01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:39,700
Why don't you come and see?

1070
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:40,667
He's not black.

1071
01:02:40,767 --> 01:02:41,633
That's true.

1072
01:02:41,733 --> 01:02:42,600
And he can't sing.

1073
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:44,500
Not that it would matter.

1074
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,400
You could always cock his
face and pinch his backside

1075
01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:49,800
and he might give you a dark
stair and a little scream.

1076
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:51,567
He used to stroke
his little round

1077
01:02:51,667 --> 01:02:52,767
belly with a secular motion.

1078
01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:56,900
I'd like to do the same.

1079
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,500
Tell him.

1080
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,600
What would you say if I'd
like to share the attentions?

1081
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:05,867
Perhaps.

1082
01:03:05,967 --> 01:03:08,267
Are you his natural heir?

1083
01:03:08,367 --> 01:03:11,500
I am his heir, naturally
and unnaturally.

1084
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,333
Financially?

1085
01:03:13,433 --> 01:03:14,533
Financially.

1086
01:03:14,633 --> 01:03:16,700
What have you got that
I've never seen before?

1087
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:04,733
You're free to go, Palmira.

1088
01:04:04,833 --> 01:04:06,700
You're free to go.

1089
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,867
PALMIRA: I'll be your
number four private whore

1090
01:04:22,967 --> 01:04:29,133
for one year for $75,000.

1091
01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:31,800
No possible demands denied.

1092
01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:34,533
Impossible ones considered.

1093
01:04:34,633 --> 01:04:41,233
I have a high pain tolerance,
but don't abuse it.

1094
01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:46,300
The greater your invention,
the greater mine.

1095
01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:53,967
I'll look after
the conversation.

1096
01:04:54,067 --> 01:04:56,333
Never trust an old man.

1097
01:04:56,433 --> 01:04:57,200
Unreasonable?

1098
01:05:00,767 --> 01:05:07,967
If I'm sharing your prick I
want medical checks every week

1099
01:05:08,067 --> 01:05:09,367
by a qualified doctor.

1100
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:29,867
And I want my privacy
when I need it.

1101
01:05:29,967 --> 01:05:34,667
And I want to sleep
late, very late.

1102
01:05:34,767 --> 01:05:36,200
And I want to travel.

1103
01:05:39,467 --> 01:05:45,000
So, Philip I want to see what
I missed three years ago.

1104
01:05:47,733 --> 01:05:49,033
You can have me on approval.

1105
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:54,900
Open the window.

1106
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,100
I need fresh air.

1107
01:06:10,033 --> 01:06:11,567
[inaudible] Storey Emmenthal.

1108
01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:17,267
Let's see what tune
your father sings,

1109
01:06:17,367 --> 01:06:19,233
and how he's going
to sing it with me.

1110
01:07:00,067 --> 01:07:00,867
KITO: It's OK.

1111
01:07:00,967 --> 01:07:02,200
It's all expensive.

1112
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:04,567
Who's goddamn expenses?

1113
01:07:04,667 --> 01:07:05,767
Tax deductible.

1114
01:07:05,867 --> 01:07:08,600
From Kensai or
from Geneva airport?

1115
01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:09,667
STOREY: Jesus.

1116
01:07:09,767 --> 01:07:10,833
From Paris.

1117
01:07:10,933 --> 01:07:14,100
But that's hours
away by helicopter.

1118
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:15,067
I bought, uh--

1119
01:07:15,167 --> 01:07:16,233
Put her in room six.

1120
01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:17,267
We'll fix somewhere
for her later.

1121
01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:50,467
STOREY: My God.

1122
01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:51,633
What have you done
with the baby?

1123
01:07:51,733 --> 01:07:52,700
KITO: What baby?

1124
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:54,000
STOREY: God, who are you?

1125
01:07:54,100 --> 01:07:57,100
My, God, Kito.

1126
01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:58,500
You're in Kyoto.

1127
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,400
KITO: Oh, stop that.

1128
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:01,533
STOREY: Stop what?

1129
01:08:01,633 --> 01:08:06,100
KITO: I'm too tired for
that and you're drunk.

1130
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:07,833
STOREY: You're not
supposed to be in here.

1131
01:08:07,933 --> 01:08:10,267
This is Giaconda's room.

1132
01:08:10,367 --> 01:08:13,967
KITO: I'm staying a few nights.

1133
01:08:14,067 --> 01:08:16,333
I arrived from the sky.

1134
01:08:16,433 --> 01:08:20,500
STOREY: I'll stay a few
nights just to warm you up.

1135
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:24,133
I'll wait a little bit just
in case Giaconda comes back.

1136
01:08:24,233 --> 01:08:25,733
She's probably gone for a pee.

1137
01:08:25,833 --> 01:08:28,167
Pregnant women spend half
the night going to the loo,

1138
01:08:28,267 --> 01:08:29,567
did you know that?

1139
01:08:29,667 --> 01:08:32,433
KITO: Yes, I did know that.

1140
01:08:32,533 --> 01:08:38,033
And with a little
help from you I might

1141
01:08:38,133 --> 01:08:41,333
be able to experience it, too.

1142
01:08:41,433 --> 01:08:43,033
STOREY: Kito.

1143
01:08:43,133 --> 01:08:45,867
Oh, Kito.

1144
01:08:45,967 --> 01:08:47,567
You have always surprised me.

1145
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,567
Poor thing.

1146
01:08:52,667 --> 01:08:56,067
They say she's only
half a person, a midget.

1147
01:08:56,167 --> 01:08:59,400
I've heard worse.

1148
01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,067
Much worse.

1149
01:09:01,167 --> 01:09:02,433
That she's a mongerer.

1150
01:09:02,533 --> 01:09:04,600
A mongerer?

1151
01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:05,667
What you mean?

1152
01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:07,400
How come?

1153
01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:10,500
If there ever was a
good case for a wash.

1154
01:09:14,867 --> 01:09:17,067
I don't understand.

1155
01:09:17,167 --> 01:09:18,700
Have you been in that room?

1156
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,600
No.

1157
01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:24,467
There's no number on the door.

1158
01:09:24,567 --> 01:09:27,833
They haven't even given
her a proper name.

1159
01:09:27,933 --> 01:09:31,533
They sometimes call a key a
letter after a [inaudible],

1160
01:09:31,633 --> 01:09:36,633
about a way for the stray, a
simpleton who plays a trumpet.

1161
01:09:36,733 --> 01:09:40,533
You don't thing for a
moment that it's a child.

1162
01:09:40,633 --> 01:09:42,167
God, no.

1163
01:09:42,267 --> 01:09:44,833
She sounds Korean.

1164
01:09:44,933 --> 01:09:46,667
How would you know that?

1165
01:09:46,767 --> 01:09:50,067
Kito say she was born
in a pachinko parlor,

1166
01:09:50,167 --> 01:09:53,167
and deaf because of
all of the noise.

1167
01:09:53,267 --> 01:09:57,000
Kito loves story
to distraction.

1168
01:09:57,100 --> 01:10:00,533
I would never believe
anything she says.

1169
01:10:00,633 --> 01:10:06,200
Perhaps she's Vietnamese,
a boat person.

1170
01:10:06,300 --> 01:10:07,400
What?

1171
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:10,133
Who arrived one morning on
the lake from Hong Kong.

1172
01:10:12,933 --> 01:10:15,267
I don't think it's
a woman at all.

1173
01:10:15,367 --> 01:10:19,300
I bet it's a man, a transsexual.

1174
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:22,700
And the half refers to
a half man half woman.

1175
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:26,667
Francois says they conceived
it together, the father and son.

1176
01:10:26,767 --> 01:10:29,933
Celeste, for God's sake.

1177
01:10:30,033 --> 01:10:31,500
Pull the other one

1178
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:32,900
Through the backside.

1179
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:33,767
Ridiculous.

1180
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,767
Who was the father then?

1181
01:10:38,867 --> 01:10:41,333
Well, he was of
course, the older.

1182
01:10:41,433 --> 01:10:45,800
There's more spunk in him
than a cage of chimpanzees.

1183
01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:47,200
How do you know that?

1184
01:10:50,833 --> 01:10:53,100
I know.

1185
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:57,167
I wanted to be a
candidate once, you know?

1186
01:10:57,267 --> 01:11:00,300
Clothilde made it,
but I always suspect

1187
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:03,167
she had an ulterior
motive, being Amelia's

1188
01:11:03,267 --> 01:11:06,200
favorite when she was alive.

1189
01:11:06,300 --> 01:11:08,267
I went for an audition.

1190
01:11:08,367 --> 01:11:14,467
They tried me out, but
they weren't too excited.

1191
01:11:14,567 --> 01:11:16,600
I was too willing.

1192
01:11:16,700 --> 01:11:19,800
I like the prison life too much.

1193
01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:23,800
And I loved the clothes.

1194
01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:28,500
I even liked the
humiliations, you know?

1195
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:30,700
No.

1196
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:31,533
I don't.

1197
01:11:34,100 --> 01:11:39,833
Hot drink and chocolate
followed by the ice cubes.

1198
01:11:39,933 --> 01:11:42,233
You know the stuff.

1199
01:11:42,333 --> 01:11:45,867
Picking up handkerchiefs off
the floor with your teeth

1200
01:11:45,967 --> 01:11:46,700
when you're naked.

1201
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,133
Ugh.

1202
01:11:48,233 --> 01:11:53,567
Gallons of hot water, string
vests, and wet t-shirts,

1203
01:11:53,667 --> 01:11:55,800
and nipple clips.

1204
01:11:55,900 --> 01:12:00,800
Shaved belly, all the cliches.

1205
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:02,133
Oh, you've seen
them in the cinema

1206
01:12:02,233 --> 01:12:05,100
and read about them
in the newspapers,

1207
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:09,567
standing on your
head, milk bathing.

1208
01:12:09,667 --> 01:12:11,200
Putting on excess weight.

1209
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,567
Sounds like a [inaudible].

1210
01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:19,733
Could be.

1211
01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:20,700
In a way.

1212
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:32,200
STOREY: Good night, sleep tight,
make sure the bugs don't bight.

1213
01:12:32,300 --> 01:12:35,367
Good night, sleep tight, make
sure the bugs don't bite.

1214
01:12:35,467 --> 01:12:39,500
Good night, sleep tight, make
sure the bugs don't bite.

1215
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:41,967
There's no wildlife in this
house that's not licensed,

1216
01:12:42,067 --> 01:12:44,500
and stop banging the doors.

1217
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:48,267
I have to kiss everyone on the
backside before I go to sleep.

1218
01:12:48,367 --> 01:12:50,667
It's an acknowledgment
of possession.

1219
01:12:50,767 --> 01:12:52,267
Including the pig?

1220
01:12:52,367 --> 01:12:57,000
Hortense has a nice backside,
but it is reserved for Beryl.

1221
01:12:57,100 --> 01:13:02,167
Simato, Griselda, Beryl,
Giaconda, Palmira, Mio,

1222
01:13:02,267 --> 01:13:06,033
Kito, Guilietta, Clothilde.

1223
01:13:06,133 --> 01:13:09,333
Eight and a half women.

1224
01:13:09,433 --> 01:13:11,067
I bet you'd never kiss Palmira.

1225
01:13:11,167 --> 01:13:13,067
On the backside.

1226
01:13:13,167 --> 01:13:14,133
Oh, I'd like to.

1227
01:13:14,233 --> 01:13:16,000
My, God, I'd like to.

1228
01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:17,800
Can't you put a word in for me?

1229
01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:19,567
Oh, please?

1230
01:13:19,667 --> 01:13:21,900
And she's taken partially
shaving her belly,

1231
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:25,767
showing evidence of the
most delightful kind.

1232
01:13:25,867 --> 01:13:29,233
Did you ask her to do that?

1233
01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:31,367
My, God.

1234
01:13:31,467 --> 01:13:34,567
Why does she have to walk around
the house naked like that?

1235
01:13:34,667 --> 01:13:36,033
And in the garden?

1236
01:13:36,133 --> 01:13:41,833
Simato, Griselda, Beryl,
Giaconda, Mio, Giulietta,

1237
01:13:41,933 --> 01:13:46,000
Kito, Clothilde, and Palmira.

1238
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:47,867
Divorce, beheaded, died.

1239
01:13:47,967 --> 01:13:50,033
Divorced, beheaded, survived.

1240
01:13:50,133 --> 01:13:53,167
Those are Henry
the eights wives.

1241
01:13:53,267 --> 01:13:55,267
Catharine of
Aragon, Anne Bolyne,

1242
01:13:55,367 --> 01:13:59,800
Jane Seymour, Anne
of Cleves, Catherine

1243
01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:01,700
something, and Catherine Parr.

1244
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:03,767
Go to sleep.

1245
01:14:03,867 --> 01:14:05,700
You know those great passions?

1246
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,833
Those unbelievable
sexual passions,

1247
01:14:07,933 --> 01:14:10,133
like Antony and
Cleopatra, or Henry

1248
01:14:10,233 --> 01:14:12,500
the eighth and Ann Bolyne.

1249
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:14,800
Oh, my god.

1250
01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:16,533
Oh, my god.

1251
01:14:16,633 --> 01:14:17,833
Palmira.

1252
01:14:17,933 --> 01:14:18,833
Palmira.

1253
01:14:18,933 --> 01:14:19,833
Palmira.

1254
01:14:19,933 --> 01:14:20,767
Palmira.

1255
01:14:20,867 --> 01:14:22,700
Palmira.

1256
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:23,833
Oh, Palmira.

1257
01:14:23,933 --> 01:14:24,667
Palmira.

1258
01:14:30,167 --> 01:14:32,133
PALMIRA: I think you
can say with safety

1259
01:14:32,233 --> 01:14:37,067
that nowadays women have finally
acknowledged their position

1260
01:14:37,167 --> 01:14:39,967
of not liking men.

1261
01:14:40,067 --> 01:14:43,933
We could say that
women don't like men.

1262
01:14:44,033 --> 01:14:45,267
They acknowledge
that they prefer

1263
01:14:45,367 --> 01:14:48,700
the company of their own kind.

1264
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:54,667
I think we can also say that
most men don't like other men.

1265
01:14:54,767 --> 01:14:58,233
Most men prefer to like women.

1266
01:14:58,333 --> 01:15:03,367
So women are the most
liked by the most people.

1267
01:15:05,933 --> 01:15:10,833
Men love women,
women love children,

1268
01:15:10,933 --> 01:15:13,833
and children love hamsters.

1269
01:15:13,933 --> 01:15:15,100
It's a one way slide.

1270
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:18,067
There's little going
back the other way.

1271
01:15:18,167 --> 01:15:21,133
Simato and Mio insist
on speaking Japanese.

1272
01:15:21,233 --> 01:15:22,733
That's an improvement.

1273
01:15:22,833 --> 01:15:24,467
Mio normally
doesn't talk at all.

1274
01:15:24,567 --> 01:15:26,333
We'll have to get Kito
to stay here permanently.

1275
01:15:26,433 --> 01:15:28,300
The very threat
might make them talk.

1276
01:15:31,267 --> 01:15:35,033
Mr. Emmenthal, I am offering a
refuge to these ladies in need.

1277
01:15:35,133 --> 01:15:36,600
This is Sister Mary.

1278
01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:38,000
This is Sister Sophie.

1279
01:15:38,100 --> 01:15:40,000
This is Sister Iphigenia.

1280
01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,767
And this is Sister Fatima.

1281
01:15:41,867 --> 01:15:44,700
They are here to pray for the
house and all who live in it.

1282
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:45,633
God.

1283
01:15:45,733 --> 01:15:48,200
Father of Christ.

1284
01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:51,433
Griselda, this is
becoming obsession.

1285
01:15:51,533 --> 01:15:52,567
You started it.

1286
01:15:52,667 --> 01:15:54,333
MR. EMMENTHAL: My
fantasy has no God in it,

1287
01:15:54,433 --> 01:15:58,267
just naked nuns, the fascination
of the wimple in the flesh.

1288
01:15:58,367 --> 01:16:01,100
God is everywhere, Mr. Emanuel.

1289
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,867
It's Emmenthal, Jesus Christ.

1290
01:16:03,967 --> 01:16:07,100
NUNS: The Son of God.

1291
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:10,000
Excuse me, sisters.

1292
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:12,500
I am bound at this
moment by certain duties

1293
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:13,567
to these gentlemen.

1294
01:16:13,667 --> 01:16:17,733
My benefactors who
rescued me from perfidy,

1295
01:16:17,833 --> 01:16:19,467
and danger, and confusion.

1296
01:16:25,433 --> 01:16:27,267
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Clothilde
has left the servants quarters

1297
01:16:27,367 --> 01:16:29,700
and taken to sleeping
in room seven.

1298
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:32,433
All your mothers hats have
been taken as a signal

1299
01:16:32,533 --> 01:16:33,733
that she's ready.

1300
01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:35,267
STOREY: Watch out for Clothilde.

1301
01:16:35,367 --> 01:16:40,400
There's something creepy about
her, far too subservient.

1302
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:41,700
It's unnatural.

1303
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:44,100
Well you were the one who
was so eager to include her.

1304
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:47,067
I think we should
inaugurate a chapel.

1305
01:16:47,167 --> 01:16:49,033
I have plans where the
12 stations of the cross

1306
01:16:49,133 --> 01:16:50,767
should go in the garden
and along the drive.

1307
01:17:16,433 --> 01:17:20,200
I think we could well
create a religious community.

1308
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:24,700
I could be an example to
others, an object of suffering.

1309
01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:31,167
She's pregnant again.

1310
01:17:31,267 --> 01:17:34,100
This time she's not certain
who the father is, me or you.

1311
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,333
She wants to abort at once.

1312
01:17:36,433 --> 01:17:38,133
Simato's complaining again.

1313
01:17:38,233 --> 01:17:39,567
She's sitting on the
top step demanding

1314
01:17:39,667 --> 01:17:42,900
attention, complaining
that I don't wash my prick.

1315
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,800
Said she's frightened
to have cervical cancer.

1316
01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:48,067
Now where she'd
get that idea from?

1317
01:17:48,167 --> 01:17:49,433
STOREY: Palmira?

1318
01:17:49,533 --> 01:17:50,767
Good, God.

1319
01:17:50,867 --> 01:17:53,433
My prick gets more washing
than a dish sock in a laundry.

1320
01:17:53,533 --> 01:17:54,533
Ask Griselda.

1321
01:17:54,633 --> 01:17:57,233
She fills her mouth
every morning with soap.

1322
01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:59,133
STOREY: OK, I've heard enough.

1323
01:17:59,233 --> 01:18:01,800
You never used to
be so crude, father.

1324
01:18:01,900 --> 01:18:07,433
I'd like to borrow 800 francs
to buy Mr. Emmenthal a present.

1325
01:18:07,533 --> 01:18:10,300
Anything less would
not be worthy of him.

1326
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,767
What are you going to buy him?

1327
01:18:11,867 --> 01:18:13,367
He has everything.

1328
01:18:13,467 --> 01:18:15,800
I don't think he has happiness.

1329
01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:17,800
Goodness, who on
Earth has that?

1330
01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:19,800
I do.

1331
01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:22,733
KITO: You do?

1332
01:18:22,833 --> 01:18:24,233
All right.

1333
01:18:24,333 --> 01:18:28,200
For someone that rich, you
can have 1,000 francs at 4.5

1334
01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:30,700
interest over three months.

1335
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:34,033
That woman's insides must
be like a traffic accident.

1336
01:18:40,167 --> 01:18:42,200
STOREY: I've never
understood Beryl.

1337
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:43,700
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Beryl?

1338
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:45,100
Which one's Beryl?

1339
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:46,233
STOREY: Number
five's [inaudible].

1340
01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:47,967
The one you knocked
off her horse.

1341
01:18:48,067 --> 01:18:50,467
Why do you keep
changing their names?

1342
01:18:50,567 --> 01:18:51,900
I don't.

1343
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:54,333
Isn't her name Beryl?

1344
01:18:54,433 --> 01:18:56,567
This is very good, Clothilde.

1345
01:18:56,667 --> 01:18:58,067
Thank you, Mr. Emmenthal.

1346
01:19:02,933 --> 01:19:04,867
Don't be so patronizing.

1347
01:19:04,967 --> 01:19:05,833
She's very solicitous.

1348
01:19:05,933 --> 01:19:06,867
Patronizing?

1349
01:19:06,967 --> 01:19:09,033
I was paying her a compliment.

1350
01:19:09,133 --> 01:19:12,833
Do you think Clothilde could
be trying to poison me?

1351
01:19:12,933 --> 01:19:14,967
You're fantasizing.

1352
01:19:15,067 --> 01:19:16,667
If she kills you it'll
be with over-feeding.

1353
01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:22,067
Did you noticed Kito
counting her money.

1354
01:19:22,167 --> 01:19:24,000
I've always noticed
her spending ours.

1355
01:19:24,100 --> 01:19:25,433
PHILIP EMMENTHAL:
There's a suitcase

1356
01:19:25,533 --> 01:19:29,333
under her bed full of US
bonds and large Swiss notes.

1357
01:19:29,433 --> 01:19:32,200
She'd become a money
lender, charges interest.

1358
01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:34,433
They're moving out of
Emmenthal debt into Kito.

1359
01:19:34,533 --> 01:19:36,767
Debt.

1360
01:19:36,867 --> 01:19:37,600
Miss?

1361
01:19:44,067 --> 01:19:47,200
Miss Kito, we've come
to ask for a loan.

1362
01:19:49,533 --> 01:19:51,567
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: And she
says, how do you want to do it?

1363
01:19:51,667 --> 01:19:53,267
From the front or behind?

1364
01:19:53,367 --> 01:19:57,900
And I said a little from the
front, and a lot from behind.

1365
01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,733
Do you want to do
it in the garden?

1366
01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:00,933
or by the pool?

1367
01:20:01,033 --> 01:20:01,900
Or do you want to
lie in the grass?

1368
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,033
She says.

1369
01:20:03,133 --> 01:20:04,567
I say, yes.

1370
01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:07,000
Or, do you want me,
perhaps, to stand?

1371
01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:07,967
She says.

1372
01:20:08,067 --> 01:20:09,367
Yes, I say.

1373
01:20:09,467 --> 01:20:11,833
Or do you want me to sit
with my heels in the air?

1374
01:20:11,933 --> 01:20:12,800
Yes, I say.

1375
01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:13,900
Yes to what?
She says.

1376
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:14,900
Yes to everything, I say.

1377
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:15,933
Then I will, she says.

1378
01:20:16,033 --> 01:20:17,200
And she does, just like that.

1379
01:20:17,300 --> 01:20:18,267
My, God.

1380
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:22,700
STOREY: Can she swim?

1381
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:25,333
PHILIP EMMENTHAL:
Can money swim?

1382
01:20:25,433 --> 01:20:26,300
STOREY: Value?

1383
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,333
KITO: Depends how
you look at it.

1384
01:20:28,433 --> 01:20:31,367
Medal balls, no value at all.

1385
01:20:31,467 --> 01:20:34,800
To a pachinko parlor
player, 60,000 US,

1386
01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:40,467
dollars 100,000 French francs,
or merely 8 million Japanese

1387
01:20:40,567 --> 01:20:41,100
Yen.

1388
01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:42,633
I'm going to shout.

1389
01:20:42,733 --> 01:20:43,533
Don't.

1390
01:20:43,633 --> 01:20:45,000
You'll lose the stake.

1391
01:20:45,100 --> 01:20:46,300
She's bluffing.

1392
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:47,133
Toronto.

1393
01:21:01,433 --> 01:21:04,567
Keeping me here, Storey,
is losing your money.

1394
01:21:04,667 --> 01:21:05,833
Hands over foot.

1395
01:21:05,933 --> 01:21:11,167
Oh, for God's sakes,
it's hand over fist.

1396
01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:14,567
What on earth are you doing?

1397
01:21:14,667 --> 01:21:15,833
Oh, bloody hell.

1398
01:21:15,933 --> 01:21:17,267
Can't you guess?

1399
01:21:17,367 --> 01:21:21,000
I'm-- I'm trying to look
like that boyfriend of hers.

1400
01:21:21,100 --> 01:21:23,000
For Christ's sake.

1401
01:21:23,100 --> 01:21:24,367
You're ridiculous.

1402
01:21:24,467 --> 01:21:25,000
I know.

1403
01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:26,300
I'm desperate.

1404
01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:28,633
She will laugh you to derision.

1405
01:21:28,733 --> 01:21:30,567
I know.

1406
01:21:30,667 --> 01:21:33,733
She mustn't leave me.

1407
01:21:33,833 --> 01:21:35,600
I'd be destitute.

1408
01:21:35,700 --> 01:21:37,133
You couldn't compete.

1409
01:21:37,233 --> 01:21:40,767
He's her age, has sexual
charisma like a house on fire,

1410
01:21:40,867 --> 01:21:44,567
and no doubt a 12 inch cock.

1411
01:21:44,667 --> 01:21:46,833
Wash that stuff off at
once and be in my bed

1412
01:21:46,933 --> 01:21:49,400
in 6 and 1/2 minutes flat.

1413
01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:51,967
I want my bottom
smacked tonight,

1414
01:21:52,067 --> 01:21:56,233
real hard with a tennis racket.

1415
01:22:05,900 --> 01:22:09,867
Mio wants you to dress up
as a female impersonator.

1416
01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:12,233
And then she says
she could possibly

1417
01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:13,933
love you with enthusiasm.

1418
01:22:14,033 --> 01:22:15,200
My, God.

1419
01:22:15,300 --> 01:22:17,233
Why all this charade?

1420
01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:20,467
If you want life
out of her do it.

1421
01:24:03,667 --> 01:24:04,567
[wailing]

1422
01:24:07,633 --> 01:24:10,300
[speaking japanese]

1423
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:12,700
KITO: She says you are a man.

1424
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:14,967
But of course I'm a man.

1425
01:24:15,067 --> 01:24:17,600
But she wanted
you to be a woman.

1426
01:24:17,700 --> 01:24:18,967
Complicated, eh?

1427
01:24:19,067 --> 01:24:20,433
KITO: You dress as a woman.

1428
01:24:20,533 --> 01:24:23,067
You've been asked to act,
however badly, as a woman,

1429
01:24:23,167 --> 01:24:25,267
But you are a cheat.

1430
01:24:25,367 --> 01:24:26,700
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Well,
of course I'm a cheat.

1431
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:29,367
That's the whole point of
the exercise, isn't it?

1432
01:24:29,467 --> 01:24:30,900
Not for Mio.

1433
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,100
She's a disappointed lady.

1434
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:33,267
STOREY: Listen, listen, listen.

1435
01:24:33,367 --> 01:24:35,700
She's known as both
carnally as men.

1436
01:24:35,800 --> 01:24:37,067
How can she forget so soon?

1437
01:24:37,167 --> 01:24:39,267
She didn't forget.

1438
01:24:39,367 --> 01:24:44,967
Your ability to transfer hope
into truth was very strong.

1439
01:24:45,067 --> 01:24:48,167
You have been a
huge disappointment.

1440
01:24:48,267 --> 01:24:50,567
She's very disturbed.

1441
01:24:50,667 --> 01:24:55,533
Take great care of
her, or you lose her.

1442
01:24:55,633 --> 01:24:58,700
I'm thinking of
making a film about all

1443
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,300
this, our experiences.

1444
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:03,233
Why make a film
when you can live it.

1445
01:25:03,333 --> 01:25:05,167
Most films are about people
longing for something

1446
01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:06,667
that they haven't got.

1447
01:25:06,767 --> 01:25:08,867
And what most people haven't
got is sex and happiness,

1448
01:25:08,967 --> 01:25:09,800
We've go both.

1449
01:25:09,900 --> 01:25:12,633
Well at least I have.

1450
01:25:12,733 --> 01:25:13,867
See what I mean?

1451
01:25:13,967 --> 01:25:15,000
Oh, hell.

1452
01:25:15,100 --> 01:25:16,600
Who'd give you
the money, anyway?

1453
01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:17,433
You would.

1454
01:25:23,367 --> 01:25:25,400
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Think she's
trying to tell us something?

1455
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:26,700
SIMATO: OK.

1456
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:29,800
I've done my [inaudible].

1457
01:25:29,900 --> 01:25:31,433
Now I want freedom.

1458
01:25:31,533 --> 01:25:33,167
I was the first.

1459
01:25:33,267 --> 01:25:35,333
I gave you all the inspiration.

1460
01:25:35,433 --> 01:25:36,833
It was my idea.

1461
01:25:36,933 --> 01:25:37,900
I want out.

1462
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:38,833
This is what I want.

1463
01:25:38,933 --> 01:25:39,867
This is what I want.

1464
01:25:39,967 --> 01:25:41,200
No more patriarchal patronage.

1465
01:25:41,300 --> 01:25:42,800
No more patriarchal patronage.

1466
01:25:42,900 --> 01:25:43,900
No more male stereotyping.

1467
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:45,433
No more male stereotyping.

1468
01:25:45,533 --> 01:25:49,367
God, I want the female
free pachinko parlor.

1469
01:25:49,467 --> 01:25:53,233
And a [inaudible], and
I want it tomorrow.

1470
01:25:53,333 --> 01:25:53,900
Today.

1471
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:54,733
Today.

1472
01:25:57,767 --> 01:25:58,733
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: My God.

1473
01:25:58,833 --> 01:26:01,900
She's fantastic.

1474
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:04,333
I'm in love.

1475
01:26:04,433 --> 01:26:07,867
I don't want to hear about her.

1476
01:26:07,967 --> 01:26:11,400
I can't get near
her, except to look,

1477
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:13,633
which is a disaster because
it starts me trembling.

1478
01:26:13,733 --> 01:26:14,733
I am an earthquake.

1479
01:26:14,833 --> 01:26:17,767
And you got what you wanted.

1480
01:26:17,867 --> 01:26:20,567
All this jealousy's
wearing me out.

1481
01:26:20,667 --> 01:26:23,567
I used to be happy,
once upon a time.

1482
01:26:23,667 --> 01:26:27,433
You don't want Palmira to feel
she's getting the upper hand.

1483
01:26:27,533 --> 01:26:29,767
Though, now you're in love
with her she obviously has.

1484
01:26:29,867 --> 01:26:37,700
She was the only one we didn't
choose, and now she's queen.

1485
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:40,500
I want a plan to
keep her forever.

1486
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,467
Well you could always
get her singing boyfriend

1487
01:26:42,567 --> 01:26:43,433
to come and live here.

1488
01:26:43,533 --> 01:26:45,800
Then we'd never
ever get a look in.

1489
01:26:45,900 --> 01:26:48,700
I'm too miserable
to be here anymore.

1490
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:50,600
Let's go to Kyoto.

1491
01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:52,533
It's the earthquake season.

1492
01:26:52,633 --> 01:26:54,133
I want to be shook up.

1493
01:26:54,233 --> 01:26:55,333
I'm missing something.

1494
01:26:58,600 --> 01:26:59,333
Mio!

1495
01:27:02,167 --> 01:27:05,200
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Mio!

1496
01:27:05,300 --> 01:27:06,000
Mio!

1497
01:27:06,100 --> 01:27:07,033
STOREY: Mio!

1498
01:27:09,367 --> 01:27:10,100
Mio!

1499
01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:13,433
BOTH: Mio!

1500
01:27:16,367 --> 01:27:17,100
Mio!

1501
01:27:21,633 --> 01:27:23,533
PHILIP EMMENTHAL:
It's like Shelley.

1502
01:27:23,633 --> 01:27:30,200
Japanese Ophelia, beautiful,
oriental lady in the lake.

1503
01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:32,100
She was the very best.

1504
01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:34,700
The most submissive.

1505
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:35,900
She was my first wife.

1506
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:36,733
Oh, come on.

1507
01:27:36,833 --> 01:27:38,833
That's not true.

1508
01:27:38,933 --> 01:27:42,233
You forget my mother
much too soon.

1509
01:27:42,333 --> 01:27:45,967
Given the circumstances,
then she was my second wife.

1510
01:27:46,067 --> 01:27:48,167
She was never your wife.

1511
01:27:48,267 --> 01:27:51,267
Well with everything but a
license and a tax exempt form.

1512
01:27:51,367 --> 01:27:53,500
She was the first woman after.

1513
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:56,600
35 years that I
consistently made love to.

1514
01:27:56,700 --> 01:28:02,133
She had such a beautiful open
number, so small, so delicate,

1515
01:28:02,233 --> 01:28:04,033
such a beautiful color.

1516
01:28:04,133 --> 01:28:05,800
It was like plum blossom.

1517
01:28:05,900 --> 01:28:10,367
It was like pushing your prick
into a plum blossom flower.

1518
01:28:10,467 --> 01:28:12,533
Shut up.

1519
01:28:12,633 --> 01:28:14,967
You hate flowers.

1520
01:28:15,067 --> 01:28:18,033
And plums repeat on you.

1521
01:28:18,133 --> 01:28:21,767
She looks more
beautiful now than ever.

1522
01:28:21,867 --> 01:28:23,567
Why on Earth did she do it?

1523
01:28:23,667 --> 01:28:26,400
she had all she wanted.

1524
01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:28,233
No, she didn't.

1525
01:28:28,333 --> 01:28:30,800
We took away all her shoes.

1526
01:28:30,900 --> 01:28:33,533
Because they were
rotting on the lawn.

1527
01:28:33,633 --> 01:28:36,867
Was that a suicide matter?

1528
01:28:36,967 --> 01:28:39,033
We'll get her some shoes.

1529
01:28:44,833 --> 01:28:47,867
There you are, Mio.

1530
01:28:47,967 --> 01:28:50,867
As many shoes as you like.

1531
01:28:50,967 --> 01:28:52,067
Get walking, Mio.

1532
01:28:54,367 --> 01:28:55,533
You're going in the lake.

1533
01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:02,067
Did you know,
whatever the event,

1534
01:29:02,167 --> 01:29:04,800
we're all supposed to react
to every disappointment

1535
01:29:04,900 --> 01:29:08,567
in exactly the same way.

1536
01:29:08,667 --> 01:29:10,600
First, shock.

1537
01:29:10,700 --> 01:29:11,467
Oh, my God.

1538
01:29:14,100 --> 01:29:17,233
Then self pity, poor me.

1539
01:29:17,333 --> 01:29:21,100
Then anger, you bastards.

1540
01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:23,700
Then apathy, oh, what the hell?

1541
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:25,233
And then some sort
of resurrection

1542
01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:28,233
of the spirit, I'll never let
the buggers grime me down.

1543
01:29:28,333 --> 01:29:31,100
It's the same with Mio's death.

1544
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:32,233
Oh, my god.
Poor me.

1545
01:29:32,333 --> 01:29:33,533
You bastards.
Oh, what the hell.

1546
01:29:33,633 --> 01:29:35,200
I'll never let the
buggers grind me down.

1547
01:30:09,167 --> 01:30:12,200
Giaconda's pregnant again.

1548
01:30:12,300 --> 01:30:13,400
We've got to lose her.

1549
01:30:18,967 --> 01:30:20,667
STOREY: Take her to
the airport and put

1550
01:30:20,767 --> 01:30:23,667
her on a plane, any plane.

1551
01:30:23,767 --> 01:30:27,667
I couldn't stand another
baby problem with her again.

1552
01:30:27,767 --> 01:30:30,267
Father, she's just too fertile.

1553
01:30:30,367 --> 01:30:33,967
Sticking pins in dark corners
is not for me anymore.

1554
01:30:34,067 --> 01:30:36,133
Stick a pin in the
plane timetable.

1555
01:30:45,433 --> 01:30:47,033
Saarbrucken.

1556
01:30:47,133 --> 01:30:50,400
Oh, no, that won't do.

1557
01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:52,167
Grenoble?

1558
01:30:52,267 --> 01:30:54,100
That's even closer, you fool.

1559
01:30:57,900 --> 01:30:58,700
Venice.

1560
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:01,367
No, she can't swim.

1561
01:31:01,467 --> 01:31:06,500
She doesn't like film or art.

1562
01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:07,600
Bangkok.

1563
01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:10,767
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Not
bad, a bit obvious.

1564
01:31:10,867 --> 01:31:13,167
Sex capital of Asia.

1565
01:31:13,267 --> 01:31:15,867
STOREY: No, I'm not sending
her there, poor obstetrics.

1566
01:31:15,967 --> 01:31:18,167
How do you know that.

1567
01:31:18,267 --> 01:31:20,500
I'm not having my child
dragged out with forceps,

1568
01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:23,467
dropped in a wok of noodles,
and called Chang Lee.

1569
01:31:23,567 --> 01:31:25,100
Well it may be my child.

1570
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:28,433
Well, you having your child
dragged out with forceps?

1571
01:31:28,533 --> 01:31:29,667
You were.

1572
01:31:29,767 --> 01:31:33,867
I watched your little,
yellow face squashed up,

1573
01:31:33,967 --> 01:31:36,867
like an overripe lemon.

1574
01:31:36,967 --> 01:31:40,033
I swear you even had pips.

1575
01:31:40,133 --> 01:31:42,800
If you're so keen on
the delivery of this baby

1576
01:31:42,900 --> 01:31:44,333
why don't we keep it?

1577
01:31:48,667 --> 01:31:50,700
Punta del Faro.

1578
01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:51,633
Well where the hell's that?

1579
01:31:51,733 --> 01:31:52,767
I don't know.

1580
01:31:52,867 --> 01:31:56,767
It sounds warm and
South American.

1581
01:31:56,867 --> 01:32:02,200
She loves kiwi fruit, doesn't
drink tea, suffers from Asthma.

1582
01:32:02,300 --> 01:32:05,467
There's bound to be clean air.

1583
01:32:05,567 --> 01:32:07,767
Sounds right.

1584
01:32:07,867 --> 01:32:10,800
And they love children.

1585
01:32:10,900 --> 01:32:13,433
Everyone loves children.

1586
01:32:13,533 --> 01:32:15,367
Do we love children?

1587
01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:24,700
Cathay Pacific, first
class, $2000 one way.

1588
01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:26,467
Done.

1589
01:32:26,567 --> 01:32:28,600
We're going on a
trip to New York.

1590
01:32:28,700 --> 01:32:30,500
You'd like that.

1591
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:33,033
Here's $5,000.

1592
01:32:33,133 --> 01:32:34,500
Buy some baby clothes.

1593
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:37,900
And order a cot-- no,
two, in case it's twins.

1594
01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:39,100
And you'll need nappies.

1595
01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:40,500
Buy 1,000 nappies,
then you wouldn't

1596
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:41,967
have to do any washing,
just throw them all away.

1597
01:32:42,067 --> 01:32:43,800
Well that's not
very ecological.

1598
01:32:43,900 --> 01:32:44,933
Well recycle them then.

1599
01:32:45,033 --> 01:32:46,533
Here's another $5,000.

1600
01:32:46,633 --> 01:32:47,867
Buy a recycler.

1601
01:32:47,967 --> 01:32:49,467
What's that?

1602
01:32:49,567 --> 01:32:51,233
Well whatever they are you're
bound to find them in New York.

1603
01:33:40,933 --> 01:33:43,900
Mr. Emmenthal, we've
been watching you.

1604
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:44,900
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Who are you?

1605
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:45,867
The vice squad?

1606
01:33:45,967 --> 01:33:47,300
You sound guilty.

1607
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:49,600
We understand you help
women in financial trouble.

1608
01:33:49,700 --> 01:33:51,133
Do I?

1609
01:33:51,233 --> 01:33:54,200
We, too, are debt
collectors, like you.

1610
01:33:54,300 --> 01:33:56,167
Am I a debt collector?

1611
01:33:56,267 --> 01:33:59,333
And we're convinced you're
harboring one of our clients.

1612
01:33:59,433 --> 01:34:02,367
She's responsible for a
series of confidence frauds.

1613
01:34:02,467 --> 01:34:04,667
She operates often with
a black opera singer.

1614
01:34:04,767 --> 01:34:08,133
She has various names, Laura
Decker, Theresa Decker.

1615
01:34:08,233 --> 01:34:09,433
Clarissa Venrang.

1616
01:34:09,533 --> 01:34:12,000
Her specialty is in
offering sexual services

1617
01:34:12,100 --> 01:34:14,200
and sexual rewards
to elderly bankers

1618
01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:16,133
and wealthy financial people.

1619
01:34:16,233 --> 01:34:17,267
We understand
you're the chairman

1620
01:34:17,367 --> 01:34:19,033
of the Emmenthal
financial services

1621
01:34:19,133 --> 01:34:20,933
and consolidates bank, Geneva.

1622
01:34:21,033 --> 01:34:22,800
As debt collectors,
we can offer

1623
01:34:22,900 --> 01:34:25,033
you 2.5% of recovery costs.

1624
01:34:25,133 --> 01:34:27,800
I am Laura Decker.

1625
01:34:27,900 --> 01:34:30,333
Though, now I call
myself Palmira.

1626
01:34:30,433 --> 01:34:31,367
What?

1627
01:34:31,467 --> 01:34:32,200
But--

1628
01:34:32,300 --> 01:34:33,300
No buts.

1629
01:34:33,400 --> 01:34:35,967
I'd like to do this
for you Mr. Emmenthal.

1630
01:34:36,067 --> 01:34:39,700
It's a little I can do
to repay your kindnesses,

1631
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:40,833
to make you happy.

1632
01:34:40,933 --> 01:34:42,733
I have done my business here.

1633
01:34:42,833 --> 01:34:44,700
Drink your milkshake.

1634
01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:48,500
I'll go, and pack, and leave.

1635
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:53,933
I understand where your love
truly lies , Mr. Emmenthal.

1636
01:34:54,033 --> 01:34:55,233
But, Clothilde?

1637
01:35:09,667 --> 01:35:11,767
What was all that about?

1638
01:35:11,867 --> 01:35:12,600
What was all that about?

1639
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:16,933
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Clothilde.

1640
01:35:17,033 --> 01:35:18,200
STOREY: What about Clothilde?

1641
01:35:18,300 --> 01:35:19,800
PHILIP EMMENTHAL:
They've taken her away.

1642
01:35:19,900 --> 01:35:21,100
I was desperate, Storey.

1643
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:22,700
STOREY: What do you
mean they've taken her?

1644
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:24,033
Should we call the police?

1645
01:35:24,133 --> 01:35:26,600
Well, I-- I-- I couldn't
let them take Palmira.

1646
01:35:26,700 --> 01:35:28,967
It all happened so quickly.

1647
01:35:29,067 --> 01:35:30,767
She didn't even get her coat.

1648
01:35:30,867 --> 01:35:32,033
She volunteered.

1649
01:35:32,133 --> 01:35:33,633
I-- I could never let
them take Palmira.

1650
01:35:33,733 --> 01:35:34,533
STOREY: Who were they?

1651
01:35:34,633 --> 01:35:35,867
What were they doing?

1652
01:35:35,967 --> 01:35:40,067
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Well they--
uh-- they were filmmakers.

1653
01:35:40,167 --> 01:35:41,500
They were filmmakers.

1654
01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:45,167
They were going to make her
into a famous film star.

1655
01:35:45,267 --> 01:35:49,400
They were going to make a
film about Renwah called,

1656
01:35:49,500 --> 01:35:50,467
I don't remember.

1657
01:35:50,567 --> 01:35:51,733
You sold her.

1658
01:35:51,833 --> 01:35:53,167
You sold Clothilde.

1659
01:35:53,267 --> 01:35:54,767
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: All
this makes my stomach

1660
01:35:54,867 --> 01:35:58,667
churn, to think that they
might have taken Palmyra.

1661
01:35:58,767 --> 01:36:02,967
You once told me to think about
the women in Thomas Hardy.

1662
01:36:03,067 --> 01:36:04,233
Yes, I did.

1663
01:36:04,333 --> 01:36:06,300
But, remember, the
mayor of Casterbridge

1664
01:36:06,400 --> 01:36:08,833
regretted selling his wife
for the rest of his life.

1665
01:36:08,933 --> 01:36:10,033
[pig snorting]

1666
01:36:27,633 --> 01:36:31,900
OK, here's the deal,
Kito for the pachinko.

1667
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:32,900
God, that's no deal.

1668
01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:35,767
Then blood on your hands.

1669
01:36:35,867 --> 01:36:36,700
[gun shot]

1670
01:36:39,767 --> 01:36:44,100
You've lost on the decency
trial, [inaudible] trial,

1671
01:36:44,200 --> 01:36:46,900
followed by a keeping a
[inaudible] house trial,

1672
01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:49,867
And, probably, a tax
exemption supina,

1673
01:36:49,967 --> 01:36:53,667
and a visit by the health
authorities, to inland revenue,

1674
01:36:53,767 --> 01:36:55,067
customs.

1675
01:36:55,167 --> 01:36:57,367
KITO: Possible accusations
of illegal consenting

1676
01:36:57,467 --> 01:36:58,200
with my minors.

1677
01:36:58,300 --> 01:36:59,700
SIMATO: Breaking of [inaudible].

1678
01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:01,100
Sexual harassment.

1679
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:02,033
Trading babies.

1680
01:37:02,133 --> 01:37:03,367
Hey, Simato.

1681
01:37:03,467 --> 01:37:04,267
Hey yourself.

1682
01:37:07,900 --> 01:37:10,567
I want a signature,
legally binding,

1683
01:37:10,667 --> 01:37:13,767
handing over this
establishment, lock, stock,

1684
01:37:13,867 --> 01:37:15,800
chips, machines, and barrel.

1685
01:37:15,900 --> 01:37:17,133
What's barrel?

1686
01:37:17,233 --> 01:37:18,567
For storing beer.

1687
01:37:18,667 --> 01:37:20,267
Kito has the papers ready.

1688
01:37:20,367 --> 01:37:21,200
As always.

1689
01:37:21,300 --> 01:37:24,033
Sign here in
front of witnesses.

1690
01:37:24,133 --> 01:37:26,100
What witnesses?

1691
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:27,300
They're not watching.

1692
01:37:27,400 --> 01:37:32,333
And I want a bonus,
strip to sign.

1693
01:37:32,433 --> 01:37:33,067
Strip to sign?

1694
01:37:33,167 --> 01:37:34,100
Whatever for?

1695
01:37:34,200 --> 01:37:36,400
Naked to the negotiating table.

1696
01:37:36,500 --> 01:37:37,667
Naked.

1697
01:37:37,767 --> 01:37:39,567
so I can see no pranks, and.

1698
01:37:39,667 --> 01:37:41,133
Loses.

1699
01:37:41,233 --> 01:37:43,533
Quaint English, they make an
unpredictable linguistic duo.

1700
01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:49,367
A man in socks.

1701
01:37:49,467 --> 01:37:51,800
Is vulnerable.

1702
01:37:51,900 --> 01:37:54,267
He probably won't play tricks.

1703
01:37:54,367 --> 01:38:00,867
Think of it as being the last
time for me to see your cocks.

1704
01:38:00,967 --> 01:38:03,933
We go out the way we came in.

1705
01:38:04,033 --> 01:38:07,333
I remember doing
you the [inaudible]

1706
01:38:07,433 --> 01:38:10,533
when this little
adventure started.

1707
01:38:10,633 --> 01:38:12,167
Bend over.

1708
01:38:12,267 --> 01:38:13,733
You did it voluntarily.

1709
01:38:13,833 --> 01:38:14,667
Bend over.

1710
01:38:18,067 --> 01:38:18,867
Kito is the witness.

1711
01:38:18,967 --> 01:38:20,133
Thank you, Kito.

1712
01:38:20,233 --> 01:38:21,333
KITO: My pleasure.

1713
01:38:26,433 --> 01:38:29,867
Enemies unite in adversary.

1714
01:38:29,967 --> 01:38:31,733
KITO: Now make us three
signature monkeys.

1715
01:38:34,967 --> 01:38:36,667
SIMATO: OK, you can go.

1716
01:38:36,767 --> 01:38:37,500
Goodbye, Philip.

1717
01:38:40,567 --> 01:38:41,300
Goodbye, Storey.

1718
01:38:50,367 --> 01:38:51,200
Oh, God.

1719
01:38:51,300 --> 01:38:53,400
I don't know that
that was so bad.

1720
01:38:53,500 --> 01:38:57,667
It's sort of cathartic,
the naked exposure,

1721
01:38:57,767 --> 01:38:59,000
don't you think?

1722
01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:00,933
But you couldn't do it
voluntarily, would you?

1723
01:39:01,033 --> 01:39:06,200
It's under duress, so
somehow legitimate.

1724
01:39:06,300 --> 01:39:08,700
Circumstances
beyond our control.

1725
01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:10,667
I think I enjoyed that.

1726
01:39:38,100 --> 01:39:39,167
[rumbling]

1727
01:39:58,633 --> 01:40:00,933
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: My God.

1728
01:40:01,033 --> 01:40:03,567
Struck down by an earthquake.

1729
01:40:03,667 --> 01:40:05,767
At least it wasn't
our fault this time.

1730
01:40:05,867 --> 01:40:07,067
Where was she going?

1731
01:40:07,167 --> 01:40:08,533
Pachinko heaven for
chartered accountants.

1732
01:40:12,567 --> 01:40:14,367
What's the matter?

1733
01:40:14,467 --> 01:40:16,133
STOREY: My God.

1734
01:40:16,233 --> 01:40:18,033
Are they getting closer?

1735
01:40:18,133 --> 01:40:20,433
She warned me, never
call up an earthquake,

1736
01:40:20,533 --> 01:40:22,567
they will follow you all
the days of your life.

1737
01:40:25,633 --> 01:40:34,767
Head, face, chest, belly,
sex, legs, feet, and God.

1738
01:40:34,867 --> 01:40:36,000
Benedictus, Benedicap--

1739
01:40:36,100 --> 01:40:37,033
What are you doing that for?

1740
01:40:37,133 --> 01:40:38,533
I'm trying to undo her warning.

1741
01:40:38,633 --> 01:40:41,433
But your sympathies for Kito
were never strong, Storey.

1742
01:40:41,533 --> 01:40:43,633
She joined us because
of me, not you.

1743
01:40:43,733 --> 01:40:45,767
It's my fault. I'm to blame.

1744
01:40:45,867 --> 01:40:49,100
She was determined
to be useful.

1745
01:40:49,200 --> 01:40:51,467
In her little pajama suit.

1746
01:40:51,567 --> 01:40:54,100
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: She loved
you desperately, Story.

1747
01:40:56,800 --> 01:40:59,033
What are you doing?

1748
01:40:59,133 --> 01:41:00,800
I've had enough.

1749
01:41:00,900 --> 01:41:01,833
Griselda must go.

1750
01:41:01,933 --> 01:41:04,433
She's so Mother Superior now.

1751
01:41:04,533 --> 01:41:07,533
She's got a mind like
a sewer, getting me

1752
01:41:07,633 --> 01:41:09,700
to confess impossibilities
like your own mother

1753
01:41:09,800 --> 01:41:11,300
and my wife slept with priests.

1754
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:13,967
Where did she get that
from, I wonder, Story?

1755
01:41:14,067 --> 01:41:18,200
She starts as a novice,
scrubbing convent floors.

1756
01:41:18,300 --> 01:41:20,467
Puts on a wimple,
shaves her body,

1757
01:41:20,567 --> 01:41:23,633
becomes a nun in
appearance, then in deed.

1758
01:41:23,733 --> 01:41:26,567
Now she wants to become a Saint.

1759
01:41:26,667 --> 01:41:27,733
I'm going to kill her.

1760
01:41:27,833 --> 01:41:29,433
She wants a martyr's death.

1761
01:41:29,533 --> 01:41:33,167
STOREY: She's only done what
you wanted, taken your fantasies

1762
01:41:33,267 --> 01:41:36,200
and run with them to the
point of logical exhaustion.

1763
01:41:36,300 --> 01:41:37,867
Father, for God's sake.

1764
01:41:37,967 --> 01:41:39,733
No, for mine.

1765
01:41:39,833 --> 01:41:41,067
She's not in her room.

1766
01:41:41,167 --> 01:41:44,000
She's gone, and she's
taken the children.

1767
01:41:44,100 --> 01:41:45,800
Where's she's gone, I wonder.

1768
01:41:45,900 --> 01:41:47,033
Heaven?

1769
01:41:47,133 --> 01:41:48,533
No, they wouldn't let her in.

1770
01:42:09,300 --> 01:42:12,400
We would like to
establish that a friend,

1771
01:42:12,500 --> 01:42:15,800
an acquaintance of ours,
is presently there,

1772
01:42:15,900 --> 01:42:17,600
to set our minds at rest.

1773
01:42:17,700 --> 01:42:22,333
Because-- because this
person was very dear to us.

1774
01:42:22,433 --> 01:42:24,400
Is it possible to
speak with her?

1775
01:42:24,500 --> 01:42:26,567
Sister Concordia?

1776
01:42:26,667 --> 01:42:28,567
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Concordia?

1777
01:42:28,667 --> 01:42:30,467
She was trouble and strife.

1778
01:42:30,567 --> 01:42:33,667
Now this Sister Concordia
is beside me now.

1779
01:42:33,767 --> 01:42:37,367
I have allowed her to write
down her answers for you.

1780
01:42:37,467 --> 01:42:40,767
You are allowed
three questions only.

1781
01:42:40,867 --> 01:42:43,567
You must keep them very short.

1782
01:42:43,667 --> 01:42:44,400
OK.

1783
01:42:44,500 --> 01:42:47,033
Question one.

1784
01:42:47,133 --> 01:42:49,767
Do you have there
presently a Sister

1785
01:42:49,867 --> 01:42:52,267
Griselda of Fontana, Geneva.

1786
01:42:52,367 --> 01:42:54,733
We have no Griselda here.

1787
01:42:54,833 --> 01:42:57,500
We have no visitors
but Concordia,

1788
01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:01,800
and she's under a
preferred vow of silence.

1789
01:43:01,900 --> 01:43:02,700
Question two.

1790
01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:05,000
OK, that doesn't count.

1791
01:43:05,100 --> 01:43:06,367
All right.
All right.

1792
01:43:06,467 --> 01:43:07,333
All right.

1793
01:43:07,433 --> 01:43:09,067
OK, does this novice
Sister Concordia

1794
01:43:09,167 --> 01:43:11,533
have a foreign accent?

1795
01:43:11,633 --> 01:43:12,500
Norwegian?

1796
01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:13,400
Swedish?

1797
01:43:13,500 --> 01:43:14,533
Scandinavian?

1798
01:43:14,633 --> 01:43:18,933
If she's under a vow of
silence how can I know?

1799
01:43:19,033 --> 01:43:20,333
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Jesus.

1800
01:43:20,433 --> 01:43:22,500
The Son of God.

1801
01:43:22,600 --> 01:43:24,100
Was that a question?

1802
01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:26,200
STOREY: Can we be certain
that Sister Novice Concordia

1803
01:43:26,300 --> 01:43:28,400
will keep her vow of silence?

1804
01:43:36,633 --> 01:43:39,400
You can provide eternal
and everlasting silence

1805
01:43:39,500 --> 01:43:42,833
with an annual
donation of $25,000

1806
01:43:42,933 --> 01:43:45,633
to the Children's
Charity of Santa Lucia.

1807
01:44:04,067 --> 01:44:05,167
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Let her go.

1808
01:44:05,267 --> 01:44:07,333
Let her get away.

1809
01:44:07,433 --> 01:44:09,500
STOREY: I admire
her independence.

1810
01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:10,433
Taking nothing.

1811
01:44:10,533 --> 01:44:11,133
It's not true.

1812
01:44:11,233 --> 01:44:12,833
She's taking a horse.

1813
01:44:12,933 --> 01:44:14,667
Perhaps she's
running to Austria.

1814
01:44:14,767 --> 01:44:16,300
She was Austrian, wasn't she?

1815
01:44:16,400 --> 01:44:19,500
I've always had severe
problems with Austrian's.

1816
01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:23,767
They're negative people,
musical, churchy, uptight,

1817
01:44:23,867 --> 01:44:28,267
authoritarian, who insist that
their dust bins are very clean.

1818
01:44:35,300 --> 01:44:38,067
And then there was one.

1819
01:44:38,167 --> 01:44:40,667
STOREY: Correction,
one and a half.

1820
01:44:43,767 --> 01:44:45,200
[humming]

1821
01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:20,400
How do you want to do it?

1822
01:45:20,500 --> 01:45:23,600
Oh, my God.

1823
01:45:23,700 --> 01:45:25,433
PALMIRA: From the front?

1824
01:45:25,533 --> 01:45:27,833
Or from behind?

1825
01:45:27,933 --> 01:45:28,867
What do you do?

1826
01:45:28,967 --> 01:45:32,367
And how do you do it, Palmira?

1827
01:45:35,400 --> 01:45:38,633
Oh, my God.

1828
01:45:38,733 --> 01:45:39,700
Heaven.

1829
01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:40,567
Ecstasy.

1830
01:45:42,933 --> 01:45:43,667
Paradise.

1831
01:45:47,700 --> 01:45:50,033
Monte Carlo.

1832
01:45:50,133 --> 01:45:51,200
Monte Carlo?

1833
01:45:56,300 --> 01:45:59,767
In the garden on the grass?

1834
01:45:59,867 --> 01:46:02,933
In the pool?

1835
01:46:03,033 --> 01:46:06,300
Or in here?

1836
01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:09,667
It's never going to get better.

1837
01:46:09,767 --> 01:46:11,967
Do you want me to sit down?

1838
01:46:12,067 --> 01:46:13,367
Or stand up?

1839
01:46:13,467 --> 01:46:15,733
Do you want to lie down
with my heels in the air,

1840
01:46:15,833 --> 01:46:17,733
toes pointing East and West?

1841
01:46:17,833 --> 01:46:19,333
PHILIP EMMENTHAL: Yes.

1842
01:46:19,433 --> 01:46:20,967
Yes to what?

1843
01:46:21,067 --> 01:46:22,733
Yes to everything.

1844
01:46:22,833 --> 01:46:26,367
Then I will.

1845
01:46:26,467 --> 01:46:29,267
I think I'm going to
quit while I'm ahead.

1846
01:46:29,367 --> 01:46:30,833
Would you mind very much?

1847
01:46:30,933 --> 01:46:32,100
Yes, I would.

1848
01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:33,233
You're being selfish.

1849
01:46:37,700 --> 01:46:40,000
I love you, Palmira.

1850
01:46:40,100 --> 01:46:41,567
I love you.

1851
01:46:54,000 --> 01:46:56,633
You can't do it simply
by holding your breath.

1852
01:46:56,733 --> 01:46:57,567
[laughing]

1853
01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:02,567
I love your laugh, Palmira.

1854
01:47:02,667 --> 01:47:04,767
[non-english speech]

1855
01:47:04,867 --> 01:47:06,167
Pardon?

1856
01:47:06,267 --> 01:47:09,300
It's Fellini's film,
eight and a half.

1857
01:47:12,033 --> 01:47:13,633
PALMIRA: Philip?

1858
01:47:13,733 --> 01:47:15,833
Why did you reject me
those three years ago

1859
01:47:15,933 --> 01:47:25,533
in Berlin, or Paris, Palermo,
Naples, or somewhere else

1860
01:47:25,633 --> 01:47:26,533
in Luxembourg perhaps?

1861
01:47:31,633 --> 01:47:34,233
I was always frightened
of the possibility

1862
01:47:34,333 --> 01:47:37,633
of too much pleasure.

1863
01:47:37,733 --> 01:47:38,500
OK.

1864
01:47:38,600 --> 01:47:39,933
That'll do.

1865
01:47:40,033 --> 01:47:41,100
Good answer.

1866
01:47:45,900 --> 01:47:47,367
I love you, Palmira.

1867
01:47:52,133 --> 01:47:53,233
[humming]

1868
01:48:11,033 --> 01:48:11,800
Hey.

1869
01:48:11,900 --> 01:48:12,633
Phillip.

1870
01:48:15,233 --> 01:48:17,300
Stop sleeping on the job.

1871
01:48:26,067 --> 01:48:27,533
[laughing]

1872
01:48:35,367 --> 01:48:36,100
OK.

1873
01:48:38,933 --> 01:48:40,033
All right.

1874
01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:50,933
I love you, too.

1875
01:48:51,033 --> 01:48:52,000
Goodbye.

1876
01:49:55,833 --> 01:49:56,567
Story?

1877
01:50:14,633 --> 01:50:17,000
Palmira?

1878
01:50:17,100 --> 01:50:18,800
This is the first time
I've been officially

1879
01:50:18,900 --> 01:50:20,900
invited into this room.

1880
01:50:21,000 --> 01:50:22,500
Officially?

1881
01:50:22,600 --> 01:50:24,600
That means you've been
here unofficially.

1882
01:50:28,667 --> 01:50:30,900
No matter.

1883
01:50:31,000 --> 01:50:32,867
It's all over now.

1884
01:50:32,967 --> 01:50:35,467
What's all over?

1885
01:50:35,567 --> 01:50:38,833
Your father's dead.

1886
01:50:38,933 --> 01:50:40,367
Rubbish.

1887
01:50:40,467 --> 01:50:42,833
No, he isn't.

1888
01:50:42,933 --> 01:50:44,033
He's still sleeping.

1889
01:50:48,267 --> 01:50:50,033
I'm going to make breakfast.

1890
01:50:50,133 --> 01:50:53,567
Now that everybody's gone.

1891
01:50:53,667 --> 01:50:54,567
Father, wake up.

1892
01:50:54,667 --> 01:50:56,167
Your toast is burning.

1893
01:51:07,767 --> 01:51:10,767
Get out of bed at once, father.

1894
01:51:10,867 --> 01:51:13,867
I won't tell you again.

1895
01:51:13,967 --> 01:51:14,900
Wake up, father.

1896
01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:16,467
Your bloody toast is burning.

1897
01:51:59,667 --> 01:52:01,967
OK.

1898
01:52:02,067 --> 01:52:03,167
It's breakfast.

1899
01:52:06,433 --> 01:52:07,200
His toast.

1900
01:52:10,300 --> 01:52:14,033
I ate it whilst
it was still warm,

1901
01:52:14,133 --> 01:52:18,267
and now he's growing cold.

1902
01:52:18,367 --> 01:52:22,833
Now, I suspect I shall
get bored here, Storey.

1903
01:52:22,933 --> 01:52:26,200
Very bored.

1904
01:52:26,300 --> 01:52:29,933
Now that the old man is dead.

1905
01:52:30,033 --> 01:52:30,767
Silence.

1906
01:52:34,267 --> 01:52:35,733
No reason to stay anymore.

1907
01:52:41,800 --> 01:52:43,933
The King is dead.

1908
01:52:44,033 --> 01:52:45,400
Long live the King?

1909
01:52:48,500 --> 01:52:49,400
I doubt it.

1910
01:52:52,300 --> 01:52:56,367
You don't do anything
I like, Storey.

1911
01:52:59,700 --> 01:53:03,567
Your body's too simple.

1912
01:53:03,667 --> 01:53:09,467
Not enough lived in, too
straight, too unused.

1913
01:53:09,567 --> 01:53:14,467
There's no excitement in you
for me, Mr. Emmenthal Junior.

1914
01:53:28,100 --> 01:53:31,133
My most favorite white
woman in the world

1915
01:53:31,233 --> 01:53:33,100
that I would like to undress.

1916
01:54:05,200 --> 01:54:10,133
It has been one year, 72 days,
four hours, and 20 minutes

1917
01:54:10,233 --> 01:54:15,367
since I last kissed this
magnificent landscape.

1918
01:54:15,467 --> 01:54:16,233
And--

1919
01:54:19,100 --> 01:54:20,200
[laughing]

1920
01:54:22,100 --> 01:54:23,967
Shall I sing that for you?

1921
01:54:24,067 --> 01:54:26,100
No, not in front
of the children.

1922
01:55:47,667 --> 01:55:51,000
Pachinko, pachinko,
pachinko, pachinko.

1923
01:55:51,100 --> 01:55:52,600
How are you today?

1924
01:55:52,700 --> 01:55:54,333
Have you eaten enough?

1925
01:55:54,433 --> 01:55:54,967
Porridge?

1926
01:55:55,067 --> 01:55:55,933
Muesli?

1927
01:55:56,033 --> 01:55:57,267
Baked beans?

1928
01:55:57,367 --> 01:55:58,200
No toast?

1929
01:56:12,267 --> 01:56:16,767
OK, we're going to
rechristen you today.

1930
01:56:16,867 --> 01:56:21,400
Our oriental period is
over, and Julietta no more.

1931
01:56:21,500 --> 01:56:22,767
[rumbling]

1932
01:56:22,867 --> 01:56:24,733
STOREY: Don't worry.

1933
01:56:24,833 --> 01:56:25,633
It's traffic vibration.

1934
01:56:25,733 --> 01:56:26,500
Sit still.

1935
01:56:31,200 --> 01:56:34,233
It's a thunderstorm.

1936
01:56:34,333 --> 01:56:36,400
Yes.

1937
01:56:36,500 --> 01:56:38,200
You don't get
earthquakes in Geneva.

1938
01:56:49,000 --> 01:56:50,100
At last!

1939
01:56:50,200 --> 01:56:54,233
Oh, benedictus,
benidicat [inaudible],

1940
01:56:54,333 --> 01:56:57,400
Christian, dominom, nostrum.

1941
01:56:57,500 --> 01:56:58,400
Amen.

1942
01:56:58,500 --> 01:57:00,000
[laughing]

1943
01:57:03,867 --> 01:57:06,533
[music playing]